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ComedyTruth ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Pimpin' ain't easy 5:46 PM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 971 others
FunnyJokeBook Teacher: "Why's your cat at school today?" Zac: "My dad said to my mom "I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave so I'm saving him!" 5:50 PM May 30th via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 753 others
autocorrects Did you know "DIET" stands for: Did I Eat That? 6:00 PM May 30th via Buffer Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 1853 others
TheseDamnQuote I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with fishing gear? 6:00 PM May 30th via TwitDrip Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 404 others
TheBoysWho Why don't I mean anything to you anymore? 6:02 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 1318 others
Brian_NoLuck Doesn't check behind the shower curtain. Serial killer. #BadLuckBrian 6:01 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 72 others
ComedyPosts That awkward moment when you're mad at someone, and then they make you laugh. 7:26 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 1185 others
ComedyPosts I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit. 7:26 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 956 others
autocorrects Ah, Sarcasm. What would I do without you? 7:26 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 2391 others
FunnyEvil There are some people on FB who don't understand the difference between 'Whats on your mind?' & I should probably see a therapist about this 7:27 PM May 29th via Tricklr Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 525 others
Funny_Truth I've learned that pleasing everyone is nearly impossible, But pissing everyone off is way easier, and fun as hell 7:30 PM May 29th via Buffer Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 308 others
FunnyEvil Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. 7:38 PM May 29th via TwitDrip Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 691 others
StewieJokess That person in class that always acts like they're fucking Albert Einstein. Calm down, bro. 7:39 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 372 others
FunnyJokeBook Bad decisions make great awesome stories. 7:41 PM May 29th via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 778 others
StewieJokess Next time someone says YOLO I'm going to pull out a gun & say "sadly....." 7:42 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 384 others
funnyorfact That awkward moment when you see 11 year olds with boyfriends or girlfriends, while you're still single. 7:45 PM May 29th via HootSuite Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 585 others
OmgComedy Facebook: Home ⇆ Profile ⇆ Home ⇆ Profile ⇆ Home ⇆ Profile ⇆ Home ⇆ Profile. 7:47 PM May 29th via TwitDrip Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 819 others
GirIFacts I tend to get awkward if I find you attractive. 9:00 AM May 22nd via Buffer Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 1514 others
BoyAdvices My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. 9:04 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 186 others
TheBoysWho You treated me like shit, but for some fucked up reason I still want you in my life. 12:30 PM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by Maxxi_boo and 2345 others