Maxwells_Hammer
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3600 impacts/min, less than 2 lbs w/12V battery. Makes light work of nails. Become fan to win:
1:11 PM Nov 25th
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What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? "Hey, y'all ... Watch this!"
1:09 PM Nov 24th
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Instant Genius (Just add beer).
1:02 PM Nov 24th
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Naughty Kids-Funny Pics | Fun Evil :: Funny Scraps,Funny Stuff -
12:54 PM Nov 24th
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Weird News: New Bride Descovers she's allergic to husband's sperm -
12:44 PM Nov 24th
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Condoms are not completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one when he got hit by a bus.
12:38 PM Nov 24th
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Life is a carwash. And I am riding a bicycle.
12:30 PM Nov 24th
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If you all are my followers, then that makes me your leader. Bow down before me, for I am king.
12:22 PM Nov 24th
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Today I beat my personal best of "consecutive days of being alive" and hope to set a new record tomorrow.
12:12 PM Nov 24th
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Another blog posting from my demented inner self -
12:06 PM Nov 24th
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She came in through the bathroom window; Protected by a silver spoon.
11:56 AM Nov 24th
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When someone close to you dies... move seats
11:51 AM Nov 24th
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I heard that you can make money by annoying people and getting them to pay you to stop. Is this true?
11:37 AM Nov 24th
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I wish the G Spot was a little more accessible for men. I mean, I hate asking for directions as it is.
11:29 AM Nov 24th
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Wanna know who I look like? I look like that one guy from that movie where that girl does that thing that was cool.
11:22 AM Nov 24th
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The more people i meet on Twitter…….the better i like my dog.
11:16 AM Nov 24th
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
11:11 AM Nov 24th
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I may have said this before, but I REALLY hate automated private messages with links..
11:06 AM Nov 24th
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Barack Obama Action Figure -
11:01 AM Nov 24th
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I remember a time when...when..um...I guess I don't remember it after all.
10:55 AM Nov 24th
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- Name Maxwell
- Location In the Strawberry Fields..
- Bio I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together.
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