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  1. The PC appears to have come through its blue screen brush with death, sigh....
  2. RT @benjamin_cook: I ♥ the BBC & so much that it stands for. But it can't half be FUCKING STUPID sometimes: http://tinyurl.com/yzf7a7o
  3. Hello Paul and Merry X-Mas. Do you think we will ever see a DW TV story that involves Susan and if so would you like to write it? #QandC
  4. Hello Paul and Merry X-Mas. Do you think we will ever see a DW TV story that involves Susan and if so would you like to write it?
  5. My daughter, aged 5, just told me that smoking turns testicles black. Stick that on the fag packet and see how sales go.
  6. RT @jamesmoran: A baby on the train has shat itself. Pong spreading through carriage. Parents aren't changing it. About to throw it out ...
  7. It's a dark winter afternoon, the 11+ is over, James is reading JKR and its beans, sausages and mash for tea. Life is good
  8. RT @HONOUROURFORCES: Everyone please lets show our support for our brave who will not be with there families follow us and show u care # ...
  9. RT @NickyAACampbell: Just fronted film for this brilliant organisation http://bit.ly/8Ab23e founded by Colin and Wendy Parry who lost T ...
  10. Now this is funny http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8385795.stm
  11. All I need are the breadcrumbs for my fingers today
  12. RT @DTChick: RT @LushLtd: Raffle Time!! ReTweet this message before 5pm GMT to be entered in our Friday draw and win some goodies :-)
  13. @Portnik Might need to try this after Christmas
  14. RT @Paul_Cornell: wonders if anyone near Northampton can help Matt Smith help a friend: http://ow.ly/Fw4j Already, new Doctor being awe ...
  15. I walked by a man this morning holding his hair on in the gale force wind
  16. Roasted a chicken yesterday, roast spuds, gravy, white pepper mach; so far no casualties. That is all.
  17. So cold here today that I'm sure if I should go straight to the loo or the microwave first
  18. Or should that be the shallow end?
  19. The rain god appears to have relieved himself..for now. Is this how it will end, not with a bang but a triple somersault into the deep end?
  20. According to my feet I may have died in the last hour or the heating really needs turned on, not sure which