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  1. I put my faith in Blast Hardcheese.
  2. @alisonhaislip If you simply wish it so, it won't happen. Grab some gloves and get dirty... or pay a homeless guy $4 in bottles to do it.
  3. ATTN Gamers: No matter how many video game features are on his show, Jimmy Fallon still has the charisma of a swan turd.
  4. Sagat and Seth are cheap and overpowered CONFIRMED http://bit.ly/rRA2n
  5. Home Run Derby is underway. It's a long shot, but I'm behind ol' Brandon Inge.
  6. Fiscal 2010 means "fiscal 2010", jackasses. Take-Two hasn't begun speaking in their own super duper secret language.
  7. @EmpressCortana And where, exactly, is a "flattering" location to tattoo a FACE? :P
  8. @XboxExaminer How the hell does Current even work? And what the hell is GMT?! :P
  9. @EmpressCortana Look at it this way: When she's 80, that tattoo will have morphed from Marilyn Monroe to Estelle Getty.
  10. My 360 should be here by Wednesday, says Dell. Pleased? Not yet. Right now I just want to find a Dreamcast controller.
  11. @allgames Consider it a personal challenge and freakin' go for it, I say.
  12. @allicat275 Eh. Pretty sure it's retarded, though. After all, I know both it's parents.
  13. Dear Ex: Thanks for the free SEGA Dreamcast you said didn't work. Yer damn kid stuffed cotton balls into the thing. All fixed now... bitch.
  14. @jim_sterling God I hate N4G so much. It's a necessary evil for smaller sites but... dude, you're on D'Toid. You don't need to be there. :P
  15. Building a new PC and I ask you all -- AMD or Intel?
  16. @ThatChrisGore It's how the girlfriend and I last. Besides, remember the Dr. Phil Golden Rule: Never trust a fat man who writes a diet book.
  17. @EmpressCortana Hey now, I like the SDH. Only bar I can find in Cali that serves Sam Adams. Explain THAT to me. *grumble*
  18. @EmpressCortana Safely hidden in an industrial safe under a bar in Fresno. They wrote the list on hemp, just to be safe.
  19. @EmpressCortana So that's a no for when I get my 360 back then, eh? :P
  20. @ThatChrisGore Ah, pleather. Nothing gets me hotter than the constant feeling that I'm sitting on my grandma's couch.