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MaximoLorenzo

  1. Doodle: tmblr.co/ZTf73yMQOIm1
  2. @spacekase please let me know if you ever organize such a GREAT IDEA.
  3. @Viruul his fingers are super greasy and he hasn't cleaned under his nails either.
  4. @PFoxen Sure, put some citrus mint tea in that bugger.
  5. @spacekase Can you take me there? Pleeaase?
  6. @FerretParty JUST BOUGHT ME A MELON.
  7. Doodle: tmblr.co/ZTf73yMO2-Lf
  8. RANThttp://tmblr.co/ZTf73yMN05po
  9. I have seen the true face of humanity. I have been to a Walmart.
  10. Actually id like to carve out a watermelon, blend the fruit with ice, vodka, and a bit of mint, pour the mixture back in the melon and enjoy
  11. Although Sunny in Philadelphia's RUM HAM may have inspired me, I want one of those too.
  12. @Silentartisan it's really hot, and "watermelon" is good, but I was like..."what could make watermelon better?!.....VODKA"
  13. mmm ice cold drunk melons....
  14. I want to pour vodka into a watermelon and eat it. This is a thing people do, right??
  15. OPINION:tmblr.co/ZTf73yMMdBS_
  16. @ZackRI @mikeluckas it was still squirming around after I pulled it out, and i told the bastard "omae wa mo shindeiru"
  17. @MikeLuckas apparently i pulled him out of his skeleton.
  18. COMIC: tmblr.co/ZTf73yMGBn12