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  1. Power's out on my block. No Wii, no TiVo...if it weren't for the iPhone it'd be like 1999 up in here. #fb 11:31 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  2. A bunch of kindergarteners just saw me, said, "I KNOW HIM!" and started waving furiously. Made my day. #fb 11:59 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  3. is wearing an Army jacket. Finally gone from Chunk to Data. Thought I was Mouth, but at least I'm not Sloth. Oh wait... BABY ROOOFFF!!! #fb 11:14 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  4. Bovine 1/2 Weeks #cowfilms 10:12 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  5. Supervising enthusiastic 9-yr-olds practice martial arts makes my heart happy. FOCUS! DISCIPLINE!! RESPECT!!! KI-YAAAH!!!! 9:17 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  6. On my way to get an ultrasound of my testicle. Can't wait to find out if it's a boy or a girl! #fb 1:48 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  7. I just saw a woman with a different full-color Vargas pin-up girl tattooed on each of her tits. Still reeling. I think this might be love. 4:41 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  8. NE1 know how I can get $1.50 in quarters b4 the washer's done in 15 mins? Already been turned down at Rite-Aid, Chevron, and Pink Elephant. 4:10 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  9. Any show with musical numbers from Lerner and Loewe, Young MC and Neil Diamond in the same episode has my heart forever. #bestnamedshowever 1:35 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  10. Roommate's cat just sits and stares at me. For like, hours. 9:45 PM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  11. Yes, but are the alpacas enough to save Matthew Modine? 11:59 PM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  12. How come if Dexter shaves each morning (so close he bleeds) does he leave his apartment all stubbly every time? #TVisrealandperfect 12:37 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  13. Met with my financial advisor today. She said I should buy less and save more. Best $600 I ever spent. #fb 7:19 PM Oct 7th from Tweetie
  14. Random hit-and-run? Or could this be the work of a cereal killer? http://yfrog.com/3du90j 4:24 PM Oct 3rd from Tweetie
  15. Weeknight drunk. It's a thing. 11:45 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  16. UPDATE: Said guy is sporting a pony-tail and a pipe. Watch out, Joseph Fiennes! #thingsmorecompellingthanflashforward 11:07 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  17. A guy in the apt bldg next door is going to town on a giant cardboard box. I'm finding it more compelling than the FlashForward premiere. 11:05 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  18. Eggs, bacon, toast with jam and butter for dinner. Somehow fewer calories than my morning bowl of Smart Start cereal. Double-you tee eff? 10:24 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  19. Pretty sweet sky goin' on right now. Sure, I'm a little stoned, but damn! 6:42 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  20. @brookeseguin no, THAT would have been hilarious! 12:41 AM Sep 27th from Tweetie in reply to brookeseguin