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also, sarah palin invoking "fact checkers" is funny in a sad, sad, "i can't believe this idiot was a VP candidate" kind of way 8:15 PM Jan 27th, 2010 via web
sarah palin shouldn't be allowed to be addressed as "governor." also, i wish tina fey was on tv making fun of her instead. 8:13 PM Jan 27th, 2010 via web
I want to blast Hannity in the forehead with a hammer. repeatedly. also, John McCain's corpse isn't looking good... 8:05 PM Jan 27th, 2010 via web
waffles.... 7:57 PM Jan 22nd, 2010 via web
KFUCKINGP Got "Baby, It's Cold Outside" on loop in the truck because, let's face it, it's a fucking Christmas song about date rape. 1:21 PM Dec 25th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by maxpowerMD and 195 others
@saan1911 you're gonna be called names like "blacky," or "hey look at that blacky" or "hey, i don't want to play with that blacky..." 9:43 AM Jan 21st, 2010 via web in reply to saan1911
@saan1911 http://www.strimoo.com/video/12168116/Sweet-River-Baines-MySpaceVideos.html terrible video quality, but still awesome 9:42 AM Jan 21st, 2010 via web in reply to saan1911
JimBarnthouse RT @sensoredmedia Conan Blows $1.5M of NBC's Dough on One Minute Segment: http://bit.ly/8f2RDr <--Faaaaantastic. 9:06 AM Jan 21st, 2010 via web Retweeted by maxpowerMD and 3 others
how useless does Kirk Hinrich have to be before Paxson just admits "yeah, i fucked up on that one. bad deal?" 9:32 PM Jan 20th, 2010 via web
#comcast took away my goddamn Science Channel! Sons of bitches are impeding my ability to watch motherfucking Science! Unacceptable. 8:56 PM Jan 20th, 2010 via web
have I mentioned that Comcast sucks today? I'm randomly missing 30+ channels from my bullshit overpriced cable package. Time to call DirecTV 8:55 PM Jan 20th, 2010 via web
Most important lesson of this season's NFL playoffs: NEVER rely on kickers. LACES OUT, DAN!! 4:32 PM Jan 17th, 2010 via web
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! writer's block sucks more than ebola. 6:27 PM Nov 22nd, 2009 via web
stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job. 11:51 AM Nov 21st, 2009 via web
most underrated player in the nba: Carmelo Anthony. other than Kobe, is there another player with a better all-around offensive game? no. 8:08 PM Nov 20th, 2009 via web
an important philosophical question we must all eventually consider - http://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight/ 11:32 AM Nov 20th, 2009 via web
how many unicorns would you rape to have a job you loved? I'd say 29. 8:08 PM Nov 11th, 2009 via web
thinking about hacking the Gibson... 7:13 PM Nov 11th, 2009 via web
@iamfiction we'll do that on the next pretzel day. 5:21 PM Nov 11th, 2009 via web in reply to iamfiction
@iamfiction you're drinking the wrong gin. 5:18 PM Nov 11th, 2009 via web in reply to iamfiction

Name max power
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Bio Wrestling with the universal question: At what time is it again safe to feed my maguai without risk of gremlin transformation? 8:00 am? Noon? An early dinner?