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  1. Max : What a cheap bastard Murray is. I do all th housework n he won't even shout a pizza. He eats takeaway in his room some nights. Weird.
  2. Murray : I have to eat dinner on the way home from work now so I don't have to share with Max. He watches me eat with hungry puppy face.
  3. Murray : What happens to all the food I buy? Max says he don't eat it, but he's home all day, munching away, smoking my gear. The fucker.
  4. Max : Things are getting despo food-wise. Almost out o coffee. Might haveta do some shoplifting for 1st time in 10 years. Or sell some CDs.
  5. Max : Murray musta eaten all that food we brought a few months back. I live on nothing but Weetbix, toast n coffee n durries n packet pasta.
  6. Max : Me n Murray are both broke right now, dunno what he does with his money. We got no food in the fridge or cupboard, except Soy sauce.
  7. Max : Women, too, they can be expensive, out of your pocket, and your soul. I thought Sonia wld call to say Happy Birthday. But no, nothing.
  8. Max : I've worked like a cunt since I was16. What have I got to show for it? Fuck all and nothing. All gone on booze n drugs n seeing bands.
  9. Max : Happy birthday 2 me. Broke asall fuck, 27 yrs old not married no kids no job no prospects.Just my poetry. Nvr imagined life like this.
  10. Murray : People r angry. We're sick of being treated like shit by th people we put in power to get stuff right.These fucks need sorting out.
  11. Max : Yeah, Murray's got The Spiders. He's seeing things moving abt out of th corner of his eyes, when he looks over, there's nothing there
  12. Murray : Fucking great, Max has smoked all my pot again. He tried to claim the bag has less in it due to "evaporation, the heat, you know"
  13. Max: He's like some kind of pot junkie the way he hooks in every night. He's always fidgety. i think he's getting The Spiders.
  14. Max : Murray is trying to blame me for smoking all the gear. He controls the bong and smokes five cones for every one that comes my way.
  15. Murray : if u were getting blown while hotknifing hash, you'd have to have Soundgarden's Slaves & Bulldozers fuckin pumpin on the stereo.
  16. Murray : I could have hired a hot redhead hooker to turn up with a pizza and a block of hash. A headjob while hot-knifing hash. Awesome
  17. Murray : If I knw I ws going to piss away so much money, I clda blown it on a handful of Es instd, or fucked some hot hooker for 2 hours.
  18. Murray: My rational mind couldn't compete with the frenzy of lights n music n sounds from the pokie machine. Mind shut down. Abandoned me.
  19. Murray: I feel like I've been mugged, by a fucking machine. Nothing left, gutted of cash and self-respect. Can't sleep now. No pot left.
  20. Max : Murray The Cockhead came home half-hammered, threw a major tanty, demanded I pay bills in advance, tonight. I told him to fuck off.