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  1. Murray : I could feel the Big Win coming. Always a game or two away, the desperate chase, the credits count down like a doom clock.
  2. Max : Fuck that prick. Fuck him forever. I'm sick of his mind games. I'm going down the pub to tell him what I think of his bullshit.
  3. Murray : Gone, bang, poof. Even when I was standing at the autoteller drawing out another $200, my mind screamed warnings. Just ignored them
  4. Murray : I was 3 drinks in before my mind woke up and yelled "Why Are You Playing These Fucking Pokies Again?" By then, I was $200 down.
  5. Max : Thank Zaphod! Murray has fucked off. Probably to the pub. I'm not packing. I'm not leaving. He'll get his money later. A month or 2.
  6. Murray : I cldnt stand it at home, so I hit the pub. Quiet Sunday night, but th pokies wre action central. So many playing I hd to haveago.
  7. Max : So what will Murray do if I refuse to move out? Call the cops? No way. He doesn't have the balls. Anyway, he invited me to stay here.
  8. Murray : Max, like a sulky teenager, went into 'his' room and blasted the stereo. Slayer. He thinks I don't like Slayer, but I do. Loser.
  9. Max : What a cocksnout. Murray plays along, like we're still mates, n just then told me to b ready to move out Monday night. Fuckhead
  10. Murray : I just asked Max, "So, you all packed?" He ignored me, stared at the TV intensely like a Scanner trying to explode someone's head
  11. Murray : It makes me want to puke to laugh along with Max like this, when I hate his fucking guts. He thinks I won't kick him out 2mrw night
  12. Max : I'll get Murray his money, all th back rent n bills, every cent. But it will take a while. Can clear my debts wth 1 decent book deal.
  13. Max : Sunday, me and Murray are having lots of laughs, watching 3rd season The Simpsons. I knew he was fucking with me about Monday deadline
  14. Max : Finally called Sonia last night (Sat) to beg her to let me stay there if Murray kicks me out. She blew a rape whistle into the phone.
  15. Murray : As much as I want to spend every moment of Monday at work with Ayla, I'll be leaving early to make sure Max has packed his shit.
  16. Murray : I really turned on the charm I thanked Max for all the cleaning. Fucking idiot. He thinks I won't follow through on my threat.
  17. Max : It's 2am, just spent five hours cleaning the apartment. This place is spotless now. Murray was very happy. He won't kick me out now.
  18. Murray : anyway, most of the mess he's cleaning up right now is his anyway. He's the one home all day everyday messing the place up.
  19. Murray : I don't care how well scrubbed the apartment is, I'm still kicking the fuckhead out Monday night if he doesn't pay his back rent.
  20. Murray : Max is so freaked out I'll evict him Monday night he's cleaning the whole apartment. He's done the taps and under the fridge, too.