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  1. @joelidster I smell of nothing but genius and gin. Your uncultured nose just doesn't appreciate my bouquet.
  2. @MarkCN Stanza. iPhone. Job done.
  3. @timlebbon You and me both, epic King, however we might bitch we can't wait really...
  4. @eBeth Ultra Violet light, dear, it made us all look beautiful until we hit the streetlights. Afraid I leave Monday, next time...
  5. @LeeAHarris I often imagine you having a "Big Girl Night" actually.
  6. @eBeth Pound a pint night on a Monday... Loitering in the UV trying to fond someone to go home in. Glory days I tell you.
  7. @eBeth A classy suburb, yes, it has got one. Rooftop Gardens, club in town, sticky carpet and sticky fingers... Yes I am.
  8. @kirstieh I wouldn't stand for that mouth shod, throw a strop.
  9. @eBeth Wakefield? Say hello to Newmillerdam for me, home of all my adolescent wrongness.
  10. @joelidster How quickly the scalding butter burns fade...
  11. .@juliansimpson It will be a cruel and unusual world but we've promised to keep the slaughter to a minimum.
  12. @joelidster Nonsense, I have need if you, who else can be my toast rack?
  13. @Rio_Youers Unfortunately I wasn't.
  14. There's certainly a funny panel in here somewhere, maybe @sarahjpin drank it...
  15. @maybeitwasutah What a woman...
  16. Watching video footage of FCon ISIHAC panel kindly sent by @leeaharris Trying not to chew own knuckles off.
  17. @maybeitwasutah With your tongue?
  18. So met the half brother and very lovely he was too. Got embarrassingly drunk and buffooned myself home on the tube. We'll keep in touch.
  19. That was fun, being all Douglas Adamsy on the South Bank. Met nice folk and drank lots of free wine at launch party. What's not to like?
  20. @kirstieh I think we have found the next country that needs to feel our iron fist. Give the word and the missiles will fly.