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  1. Trying to chew with my mouth closed while in the bathroom so my gum will bot be tainted by the bathroom air. 9:23 AM Nov 30th from Echofon
  2. Quick: Come up with 11 puns about booze enemas. 8:31 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  3. Humphrey Bogart's stuffed panda incident: http://tinyurl.com/y8jjhsw Hottest new toy: fake hamster: http://tinyurl.com/yjj5rrq 10:29 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. I'm gonna crunch those lambdas again. Their souls are still dancing. 7:53 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  5. Pandora played Haydn for me twice in 40 minutes. Those jerks best prepare themselves for a strongly-worded letter. 1:17 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  6. OK-tasting homemade energy drink for $.60: Emergen-C, superstrong coffee, water and some Powerade. http://twitpic.com/pmqs3 6:50 AM Nov 15th from Echofon
  7. @victoriasanders what if you change your mind about him and then he cracks the code and figures out your Twitter ID? 7:06 PM Nov 13th from Echofon in reply to victoriasanders
  8. http://tinyurl.com/fakeng Whoops. Here's the right link. It's a video of an Italian song in accurate fake English. 11:54 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. The Sound of English http://tinyurl.com/yj4y8lu 8:43 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
  10. Why do weather forecasters ever put odds at "100%" or "0"? If they just avoid those probabilities they can never be wrong. 6:53 AM Nov 12th from Echofon
  11. @baghutch agreed 7:34 AM Nov 10th from Echofon in reply to baghutch
  12. Summer blockbuster Phineas Gage 2: Re-enGaged 8:13 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  13. @victoriasanders Thanks. It's no biggie, really. Just sucks to have petty neighbors. 1:48 PM Nov 5th from Echofon in reply to victoriasanders
  14. @btau24 awesome! 1:47 PM Nov 5th from Echofon in reply to btau24
  15. Three people asked me if I needed help within two minutes at the Safeway. Race thing? 1:45 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
  16. Saturday I got a flat while my bike was parked. I paid for a new tube and bought new tire lining. Second trip and someone stole the wheel. 8:12 PM Nov 4th from Echofon
  17. MW: grade; sleep; teach; grade; teach; grade on the train; teach; grade all night; class; read about octopi, addiction and detectives; grade 3:00 PM Nov 4th from web
  18. When I wouldn't buy his coats, he begged me for money. I tried to give him food- "I don't need food, I need money. I'll give uANYTHINGUNEED" 7:48 PM Nov 3rd from Echofon
  19. @btau24 how did tweetimg become a job responsibility for you? And, now that you're on the clock, in that context it's "every day." 11:24 AM Nov 3rd from Echofon in reply to btau24
  20. RT @btau24: Un-linked my Twitter and Facebook, so look for WAY MORE TWEETS. #btau24 #unlinkfacebook 7:58 AM Nov 3rd from Echofon