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MaxGnarnot

  1. it's flipper and eve not flipper and steve about 5 hours ago via web
  2. the Strike Gently comment section is reserved for the lowest forms of human life. about 5 hours ago via web
  3. if you use the phrase "kys" seriously, please PLEASE "kys" about 5 hours ago via web
  4. and the fact that April is dating a guy who's dating another guy is so great. why would anyone cancel this. about 5 hours ago via web
  5. the scene in Parks and Rec where Leslie sings Parents Just Don't Understand is so brilliant about 6 hours ago via web
  6. just found "terminally ill get well cards" in a pharmacy in Sharon. alright. on the other hand the adjacent grocery store gave me free sushi about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Marlene Griggs-Knope has said the "N" world only four times in her entire life about 10 hours ago via web
  8. @Matt_Young_Eng i think there's a date in Brooklyn but i doubt i'll make it :/ about 11 hours ago via web in reply to Matt_Young_Eng
  9. i want to go to that Citizen/Turnover/Light Years tour so badly about 11 hours ago via web
  10. Trash Talk is signed to Odd Future's record label now..? about 11 hours ago via web
  11. the universe is shaped exactly like the earth, if you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were. about 11 hours ago via web
  12. i feel like that's the rough equivalent of double dipping except your penis is a chip and Millbrook High School is the dip about 11 hours ago via web
  13. suuuper jealous of guys i graduated with going back and fucking girls who are still in Millbrook. ugh jealous about 11 hours ago via web