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  1. @jbairy like "that tiny little spider is something you can kill", like how an engine works, etc, etc, etc about 22 hours ago from DestroyTwitter in reply to jbairy
  2. @jbairy why does it take women lifetimes to understand things men instantly understand about 23 hours ago from DestroyTwitter in reply to jbairy
  3. I really hate it when you follow Oracle's published best practices and some undocumented bug nips you in the nuts. about 24 hours ago from txt
  4. need to be productive, so putting in the headphones, cranking some bhangra, and buckling down. 6:58 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  5. @PSoTD not that I'm complaining or bragging, just kind of surprised. 11:46 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to PSoTD
  6. @PSoTD actually, you're on the list to receive one, so no worries there. I tallied the list yesterday and it's over 50 people already. 11:45 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to PSoTD
  7. @hearsmusic @dziner "great, I forgot toilet paper again." 9:29 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to hearsmusic
  8. @dziner lol. "Still no buck." "God, where are all the deer?" "Thought I saw one, but it was Uncle Fred." 8:56 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to dziner
  9. RT @crocodillow: Absolutely BRILLIANT ad/commercial [video] - http://bit.ly/gb5Wn it's made with 100% pure win! 8:45 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  10. @jlsp30 never! 8:43 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to jlsp30
  11. @crocodillow okay, that was just awesome. 8:41 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to crocodillow
  12. @jlsp30 I was wondering why you've been so silent lately...hmphhhh 8:37 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to jlsp30
  13. @Caissie Canadian years are metric compared to the imperial US years. they're nearly equivalent in length, but US years are more awesome! 7:32 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to Caissie
  14. @shortstack81 lol. I'm just wondering if sending cards is passe, which means it'll be cool and retro to send them. ;) 7:24 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to shortstack81
  15. @panache that's very vague. which alphabet? does Klingon count? 6:37 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to panache
  16. @panache that 6:36 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to panache
  17. at what number do you decide it's too many Christmas cards? 6:23 AM Nov 30th from DestroyTwitter
  18. Jon Gosselin & Levi Johnston should team up. They could be the Batman & Robin of douchebags. 10:29 PM Nov 26th from txt
  19. old navy opens at 3am for the free Lego Rock Band. Kohl's for the telescope $150 off. excited! 9:44 PM Nov 26th from Ping.fm
  20. up and ready to roll on some black friday shopping. :) 8:49 PM Nov 26th from Ping.fm