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@edonald LOL!about 2 hours ago from web in reply to edonald
So @supersjbroaddus and @wallflowerjenn are trying out for a roller derby team. We're thinking of names. I'm partial to "Blindside Sally"about 2 hours ago from web
@sherylh96 it's too bad @supersjbroaddus' roller derby girls try out is closed.about 2 hours ago from web in reply to sherylh96
Remembering that God stayed Abraham's hand...so I probably can't just choke my son during service.about 4 hours ago from txt
Trying to figure out if all hymns and praise songs can be sung to the melody of the theme from The Greatest American Hero.about 5 hours ago from web
@sherylh96 lots of homework = more things to procrastinate from (and i know ... that's how i've been writing a novel)about 14 hours ago from web in reply to sherylh96
Dressed as a 1920's gangster with @supersjbroaddus as my moll for a murder mystery dinner. What are you guys up to tonight?about 21 hours ago from txt
I thought it would be a good idea to let my youngest shave me. On the plus side, they now get to practice their Boy Scout first aid.about 23 hours ago from web
Test (my twitter and facebook accounts having been playing nice together. they're worse than my boys at nap time)about 24 hours ago from txt
my oldest declared himself a "writer & illustrator" ... then immediately hit his brother. i give you the birth of the temperamental artist.5:53 AM Nov 7th from web
today i clear my inbox. i will not rest until this beast has been slain...or it's time for the murder mystery party we're attending tonight.5:15 AM Nov 7th from web
@johnpalisano experience ages like a fine wine. hopefully ...5:07 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to johnpalisano
@ianisms probably not. you'll have a lot to undo the next time they're in your Sunday School class.5:06 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to ianisms
Youth is wasted on the young: the boys couldn't hang with us til just midnight. That's the last time they're our wingmen.9:39 PM Nov 6th from web
@sherylh96 seriously, if that creepy quaker oats guy starts following me ...11:03 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to sherylh96
@BrianKeene that was just me peeing in your bushes.10:18 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to BrianKeene
UK/US Release of my novel RT @angryrobotbooks New blog posting, Our 2010 Schedule - Including the US and Canada - http://tinyurl.com/ybxy7bl10:13 AM Nov 6th from web
@gRegorlove @kdcdesign @sherylh96 yes. love. absolute love. #sarcasmfail!!!10:10 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to gRegorlove
@catvalente yay! congrats!!!10:07 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to catvalente
It's all uphill from here.3:13 AM Nov 6th from txt