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  1. The Farmer and his wife must have green fingers... they've grown that one tree in their house in no time!
  2. Had a word with the Deer today, they don't have a relative called Rudolph.
  3. If the three wise men had been truly wise they would have taken a cab.
  4. Still no word from the Turkeys.. or the Geese.
  5. What do you get a sheep dog for Christmas?
  6. I'm dreaming of green Christmas.
  7. Three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in an apple tree... something not quite right there.
  8. Saw a partridge in the apple tree this morning... very odd.
  9. Haven't seen the Geese for a few days as well... very odd.
  10. Where are all the turkeys? Must have gone on their Christmas hols...
  11. Happy Hanukkah!
  12. I was talking to the turkeys today, apparently the Farmer gives them seconds every meal time... lucky cluckers!
  13. Midnight moooooooooo!!!!!!
  14. If the barn doesn't have a chimney, how's Santa going to deliver my presents?
  15. Just finished my Christmas list, I hope Santa's got a big sack!
  16. I wonder what’ll be the Christmas No.1 this year?
  17. Umm…looks like rain dear…geddit!
  18. What a night! Best one ever…apart from the ducks swimming in the punch…again!
  19. It’s the Farmyard Christmas Party tonight!
  20. Must get a new dress for the party tomorrow…I’m thinking something two-tone.