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  1. @laulahtweets So tell me more 9:28 AM Nov 20th from web
  2. @benmason http://twitpic.com/oqv8t - That is fucking amazing. You'll be able to open your own kitchen soon. Now there is an idea. 9:03 AM Nov 8th from TwitPic
  3. Hi what are you doing here? 9:01 AM Nov 8th from web
  4. @ITSJEREMYSCOTT http://twitpic.com/oeabj - Yeah pretty cool. Not too sci fi. 4:08 PM Nov 5th from TwitPic
  5. Yes babe this tweets for you. Give me some of that yum yum cha. 9:32 AM Oct 28th from web
  6. No damaged goods. No going back to Drexl to fuck yourself. Punk is worth it. If I have to be stronger, so be it. I can fight with no gloves. 5:35 AM Oct 12th from web
  7. 4 fark sake. 7:19 AM Oct 10th from web
  8. Pass Go. It's really rewarding. 10:25 AM Oct 8th from web
  9. She mimics my touch. Kind of weird. Kind of nice. Her words turn into Rohypnol. I'll happily pass out this time. If only she was real. 9:19 AM Oct 5th from web
  10. Pitching. Hmmmmmm. 6:39 AM Sep 9th from web
  11. I don't care. Yes I do. No I don't. Oh hello little man with a little man voice. Are you a puppet perhaps? 4:54 AM Sep 3rd from web
  12. I knew she's drop off. She likes attention. But it suffocates her. She always needs fresh air. The time between updates and another day. 3:29 AM Aug 18th from web
  13. There were two tattoos on her back that were not college fed. He covered them with both hands. She wondered if this was a new position. 6:56 AM Aug 16th from web
  14. Afflected: When you do you have irish friends or have a friend called matt or a star with greek heritage leaves you. You've been afflected. 4:59 AM Aug 15th from web
  15. I don't think the guy she writes about is real. She constructs him using anecdotes hoping that one in real will be void of such frustration. 4:57 AM Aug 15th from web
  16. Oh I get it, you are cool because you wear your hair like your laces. Sorry. Eventually though, you'll wake up and not care. 4:50 AM Aug 15th from web
  17. There is a guy on the train wearing two shades of grey and guilt. Fuck him for not being Charlie Chaplin or Fellini. Props for the creases. 12:30 PM Aug 13th from web
  18. I saw a girl today. She looked like she loved tomatoes. But then I thought she could do better. She could cook fish in that sexy way. 12:28 PM Aug 13th from web
  19. Only with the help of his father could Jeremy learn how to attack like an Apache using only the earths surface as a weapon. 12:24 PM Aug 13th from web
  20. There are no good Chinese or Japanese restaurants at street level. Word to your mutha. 12:22 PM Aug 13th from web