MatthewTennison
- What did the fish say whn he ran into th wall?............ Dam.about 4 hours ago from txt
- I went to a seafood disco last night, and I pulled a mussel.about 4 hours ago from txt
- Two pies are in an oven. One pie says "it's getting hot in here." The other pie says, "AHHH! A TALKING PIE!!"about 4 hours ago from txt
- tackling a bathroom remodel starting today. Just painting and tiling the floor really. Anyone have a wet saw I can borrow?about 22 hours ago from m.slandr.net
- Just ran into @lulu8peas @Meijer :p4:03 PM Jul 2nd from txt
- On the road towards home. Got into a conversation with a competitor's rep today. It's difficult to be friendly but guarded.1:40 PM Jul 2nd from txt
- @corbywan You couldn't have warned me of that a couple minutes ago? I'm pretty sure I strained something...11:38 AM Jul 2nd from m.slandr.net in reply to corbywan
- Sprint's '07 Dodge 2500 crew cab truck (w/hemi) in the parking lot is much cooler than my company's '99 S-10. - http://bkite.com/099PZ11:36 AM Jul 2nd from Brightkite
- @corbywan fo shizzle my pizzle. (brizzle? Frizzle? uh...yeah, I'll stop now)11:28 AM Jul 2nd from m.slandr.net
- OK, I either need to give up being a grammar nazi and embrace mistakes, or get spell check for my PocketPC. (thanks @nbryan)11:26 AM Jul 2nd from m.slandr.net
- @nbryan Again, I blame the thumbs.11:25 AM Jul 2nd from m.slandr.net
- @nbryan Grammer: (n) One who Grams. - Yeah, that's why I doon't show it often, it just bugs me. It ESPECIALLY bugs me when I do it.11:24 AM Jul 2nd from m.slandr.net in reply to nbryan
- Being a grammer Nazi, I HATE it when I accidentally tweet something like "fo" instead of "for". Stupid thumbs getting ahead of themselves.10:53 AM Jul 2nd from txt
- The weather today reminds me of travelling fo some reason. Specifically, a trip to England I took about 15 years ago. Weird.10:52 AM Jul 2nd from txt
- @bdubord No good reason, just couldn't wait to get in I guess :P8:13 AM Jul 1st from m.slandr.net in reply to bdubord
- People are lined up outside of Best Buy waiting for it to open. Yeah, the economy sucks and nobody has a job or ... - http://bkite.com/097aJ7:00 AM Jul 1st from Brightkite
- @mikemacon yeah your friend who used to work there got me completely hooked on it. Bad habit, but it tastes sooo gooooood...4:55 AM Jul 1st from txt
- Mmmm. Fancy-pants Cr_me Brulee Coffee from the Magnum Roastery. It makes the morning a wee bit better.4:53 AM Jul 1st from txt
- Today's Non Sequitur works for Twitter too... http://www.gocomics.com/non...7:43 AM Jun 30th from web
- High speed chase in Dallas just ended. Guy ran a red light and got creamed by a pickup. Ouch. Narcotics-related.12:32 PM Jun 29th from txt
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- Name Matt
- Location Muskegon, MI
- Web http://cnut4l.blo...
- Bio Husband of one. Dad of two. Charter Communications signs my paychecks.
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