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  1. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND IT IS A GLORIOUS BIRTHDAY
  2. I should update more. I need to keep my minions happy.
  3. http://bit.ly/5zgu2 IT'S LIKE, TINY PEOPLE ARE DANCING ON MY BRAIN, AND IT FEELS AMAZING
  4. Sunburned, hungover and still bloated from a mass intake of take out food. Yesterday was a successful day off.
  5. Reading a book called "Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs" by Chuck Klosterman. He is clever, cynical and unabashed. Seriously, he fucking rocks.
  6. Just signed up for Twitter. Drinking a Sprite. Got a $60 speeding ticket. Took a shower. Shit was so cash.