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  1. In the boardroom watching the tennis. WTF!7:59 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  2. Some nutter just sat next to me, but fortunately he's buggered off now. I sometimes think crazy people gravitate to me.9:58 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  3. Chillaxing in the sun on Pelham st before the show.9:53 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  4. The boss is amazing!!!3:44 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
  5. @bawjohnson Yet you can see jamie cullum's forehead in two rooms at the same time!11:03 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie in reply to bawjohnson
  6. @bawjohnson cullums now having sex with a Roland, not pretty!9:32 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie in reply to bawjohnson
  7. @bawjohnson congrats, but really? A teacher? Really?9:31 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie in reply to bawjohnson
  8. Oh no they've just brought jamie cullum on!9:30 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie
  9. Spinal tap on Glastonbury footage! Awesome!9:27 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie
  10. @LordSplodge I agree! Loved the original, now he looks like Bruce willis with a beard!3:34 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie in reply to LordSplodge
  11. Did the woman in the chippy just say chow to whoever she was on the phone to. Yes, yes she did. So eighties!!!10:12 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
  12. #RIAA http://bit.ly/i4fdj $1.9M 4 sharing 24 songs. Recn we shd send in auditors n find out how much they rape off their artists.hypocrites4:34 AM Jun 19th from bit.ly
  13. It's my last day at school! Monday I start a big boys job. Party this weekend I feel!!!!2:27 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
  14. just treated myself to a prawn salad baguette! NOM!5:28 AM Jun 18th from web
  15. http://bit.ly/15DwEz yet another precedent is set that undermines our liberty.2:20 AM Jun 18th from bit.ly
  16. Loving find my iPhone and the voice recorder is going to be v useful for the ancient Greek I need to learn for the play! iPhone 3 point woah12:58 AM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  17. @isaacboy "new" look website?!? It looks like the hideous result of an experiment to cross-breed Barney with Smurfette.7:40 AM Jun 17th from web in reply to isaacboy
  18. can't wait for 18.00pm GMT. Happy iPhone update everyone!6:25 AM Jun 17th from web
  19. Finally got stuck into lines last night. I reckon I should be able to get through the run tonight. Woo hoo!3:21 AM Jun 17th from Tweetie
  20. @LordSplodge @isaacboy it's like an @ symbol, but with a 'b' instead of an 'a', geddit? And it's like spinning. Lmao WTF Rolf!1:27 AM Jun 17th from Tweetie in reply to LordSplodge