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  1. I just joined a gym. It has a pool. Not going to be a lazy bastard no mo'. 4:27 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  2. Stop staring at your phone, loser. 11:39 AM Nov 29th from web
  3. RT @robhuebel: Calling today "black friday" sounds racist. Dreaming of a "white Christmas" also hurtful. And a "Happy Jew Year" is inex ... 1:17 PM Nov 27th from web
  4. How awesome was Turn on the Bright Lights? C'mon, Interpol--What happened? 11:34 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  5. This Thanksgiving started out bad and ended up to be incredible. #fb 11:21 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  6. RT @SarahKSilverman: Balls are like men's personal little Dorian Grays. What I'm trying to say folks is they're wrinkly. 7:16 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  7. This swine flu is a real "boar." #fb 2:23 PM Nov 25th from web
  8. Best rhyme ever. "Defining god is aligning a divining rod with your reclining bod'." - @mcpb 1:40 PM Nov 25th from web
  9. Boston is extra friendly and chipper today. Or maybe it's me. Either way, I like it. #fb 3:09 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  10. Audio: Ramblin’ Man - Soda http://tumblr.com/xnt47ce51 2:17 AM Nov 23rd from Tumblr
  11. Audio: Hello, Iowa. I just booked my flights. I’ll be home for Christmas. Tue, Dec 22, 2009 Depart: 09:05am,... http://tumblr.com/xnt462xbx 10:12 AM Nov 21st from Tumblr
  12. I finally have Google Wave. I signed up months ago, promising to give feedback to Google. So here it is: http://tinyurl.com/yzc3n2h 7:54 AM Nov 21st from web
  13. Fugazi needs to reunite and tour, NOW! #fugazireuniontourplease 3:09 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. RT @ScottAukerman: My favorite place to eat!! http://twitpic.com/pyn5f 11:15 PM Nov 17th from web
  15. Almost broke down and joined a local gym until I read... 'They don't call us the "Cheers of Health Clubs" for no reason!' 5:38 PM Nov 17th from web
  16. Photo: I hate to break it to you, Allston. You aren’t as cool as you think you are. In fact, Urban Outfitters... http://tumblr.com/xnt43eze9 1:45 PM Nov 17th from Tumblr
  17. Insomnia... Going outside to see if I can see the meteor shower. #fb 1:05 AM Nov 17th from web
  18. The Jesus Lizard = best show I've seen in at least a decade. #fb 9:15 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  19. Photo: Hello, 1991. http://tumblr.com/xnt41cbos 3:57 PM Nov 14th from Tumblr
  20. @anesssa You are the best. I miss you! 1:58 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to anesssa