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  1. @mofgimmers Your shakin' your willy around?
  2. @1mgoldstars Never seems to be any bored blokes for you girls to text either. Maybe girls have to much time on their hands.
  3. @louiexpop Facebook died for me, enjoying swearing in Thai!
  4. @makauk I'm going there in April. £300ish for a week.
  5. @louiexpop You are mental.
  6. @princess_louise He should set up shop in Corrie, What a steal for ITV that would be.
  7. I wonder what Sanjay from Eastenders is doing now.
  8. @louiexpop Was it switched on?
  9. Well wasn't the tennis interesting?
  10. @ahoysailors123 Whilst doing eating a Twister lolly and playing Twister?
  11. @stuheritage 1)Shirt your wore reminds me of coffee 2)Presenter couldn't talk properly 3)They looked worried when you said bumholes
  12. I'm getting my arse kicked on Wii online tennis.
  13. @stuheritage You on with Chico again?
  14. @Scaraboo Good to see you still have your sense of humour.
  15. @sesp Utterly painful.
  16. After last nights fruit pie, tonight is going to be beef pie night.
  17. @Scaraboo Keep telling yourself that.
  18. @ahoysailors123 I assume you mean Frightened Rabbit the band, and not blinding them in car headlights?
  19. Every shop I went in to gave me discount on stuff. Maybe they are confusing me for someone famous.
  20. Off to buy brothers birthday gift, trainers for moi and maybe some sushi.