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MatthewKugler

  1. Look out world, I finally got a handle on cursive! about 20 hours ago via web
  2. Vacation is all about relaxing, sleeping in, and trying to get the couch to bond together with your skin. about 23 hours ago via web
  3. "A Facebook phone? What an original idea!" - ESPN Mobile 8:49 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  4. If the internet has taught me anything, it's that somebody has already had all of my problems. 12:39 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  5. Sometimes I miss the days when how much hair gel I used was my only means of self expression. 12:05 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  6. My nose is bleeding. Should I take a Midol? 3:11 PM May 25th via web
  7. Every day that passes with "Supermarket Sweep" not on the air just brings us closer and closer to the end of humanity. 1:12 PM May 25th via web
  8. Got an invitation to a bris (aka circumcision party!) 10:55 AM May 25th via web
  9. You know when you get a Maroon 5 song stuck in your head and you don't know what Maroon 5 is? 10:36 AM May 25th via web
  10. Man, I would kill for a Zima right about now. 5:42 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  11. Do they make Jewish dragons? Need to know quickly; finishing my "Game of Thrones" spec-script. 5:20 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  12. I was smart enough not to invest in Facebook - though, to be honest, all my money was already locked up in Pokemon cards and beanie babies. 11:21 AM May 24th via web
  13. Will someone else see "The Great Gatsby 3D" and just tell me what it's about? 4:15 PM May 23rd via web
  14. Wait until the people of Los Angeles find out they have a hockey team - they're going to be so excited! 9:47 PM May 22nd via web
  15. Bit of a controversial stance, no? RT @BenDukes I'm not a fan of liars. At all. 3:28 PM May 22nd via web
  16. With potato chip bags, green is the universal color for jalapeno, while red is the universal color of my asshole after eating said chips. 3:24 PM May 22nd via web
  17. I moved to Los Angeles in the hopes that Reba would get a new sitcom and I could go to a taping. Dreams come true, ya'll! 12:10 PM May 22nd via web
  18. INTERESTING FACT: One button on Batman's utility belt opens a vent to let his farts air out. 1:40 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  19. I really wish Guns N' Roses and Steven Wright would reconcile already. 1:35 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  20. You're nobody 'til somebody mistakes you for Danny Bonaduce. 3:17 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  • Name Matthew Kugler
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Bio How I Met An Unforgettable Person of Interest (upcoming CBS spin-off)
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