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  1. Number of iPhone scares while repairing it: 3
  2. Taking apart my iPhone 3G w/ @acfusion29 to fix the vibrator. Pix l8r. Wish me luck!
  3. Christmas shoppers are starting to piss me off. LOOK WHERE UR GOING!
  4. heading to square one with @acfusion29
  5. I forgot to mention this yesterday: US Border Agents are the most miserable, rude, paranoid people in the world. Terrible, terrible people.
  6. @Nikrc Puzz 3D is the shit, y0!
  7. @clickflickca Theres nothing like a freshly squeezed pound of beef to wake you up. Oh, you mean milk... Wine then
  8. @CNN Santa Clause is a symbol of Christmas, in which case he would be sharing "CHRISTMAS Miracles" not holiday ones...
  9. oooo u know who makes a good follow for #FollowFriday? @matthewcouto I hear he's awesome sauce
  10. Who else SECRETLY wants to get caught on "To Catch a Predator" just to meet Chris Hansen?
  11. I just burped and I think a BBQ chip went into my nose. I was eating chips 3 hours ago. FML
  12. Has anyone ever thought that maybe the word "Retarded" just means "to tard again"? Think about it... http://www.perpetualradio.com
  13. "If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?"
  14. Hey, did you know I'm here for your entertainment?
  15. @Cindy_iPhix As does the love theme song from St. Elmo's Fire
  16. Instead of being out partying or something, I'm at home listening to ABBA and working on my website http://bit.ly/wFSSU FML
  17. @carolzara I wonder if you can get Apple Care on that thing.
  18. @clickflickca FALSE!
  19. Let's TBH for a moment Twitter: Should I submit my Matt on YouTube! vidz to @buckhollywood's "Buck Factor"? I sure could use the exposure!
  20. @ glennbeck if the Canadian $ is a joke then why is almost @ par with the US Greenback? Americans need to get off their high horse