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#RATM4XMAS 5:07 AM Dec 9th from web
RIP Norman you magnificent bastard 3:02 AM Sep 13th from web
@LukasTelos Looking at Sam Lawrence's new activity with sexbot on facebook, I can't help but think 'Oops I accidentally your sister' 2:06 AM Aug 3rd from web
tonight we dine in a Bengal restaurant. I think I might order red curry with a side of midnight diahorrea. 3:17 AM Jul 10th from web
@pennjillette I love the show, but I found out that some people think dolphins are magical creatures. Human race fail 3:14 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to pennjillette
snoop dogg and buzz aldrin to collaborate? Fuck me, I'm in heaven. 1:49 AM Jun 26th from web
Michael Jackson: why do the good always die so young? 3:18 PM Jun 25th from web
is envisioning finding his keys. 10:37 AM Jun 21st from web
is gathering inspiration via demotivational posters. Beautiful. 5:32 AM Jun 19th from web
@pigmaggots Maccydees? 5:14 AM Jun 17th from web in reply to pigmaggots
@cracked In the recent downturn one can get some serious #recession pussy. Getting a real estate agent's costume was the best decision ever. 1:49 PM Jun 13th from web in reply to cracked
@50cent 'Get up' is some of the best work I've ever heard. Tour de fuckin' force. 6:33 AM Jun 13th from web
#11thcommandment thou shalt not surrender logic to an invisible fucking wizard in the sky who destroys towns just for having bum sex 3:38 AM Jun 12th from web
with the power of the almighty sun 3:20 AM Jun 7th from web
@enterbelladonna The employees there recognising you would create a hilarious sitcom-eqsue escapade 1:33 PM Jun 5th from web in reply to enterbelladonna
@LukasTelos he he he 4:37 AM Jun 4th from web in reply to LukasTelos
long lost gems: having two neighbours that sunbathe in bikinis. 8:02 AM Jun 3rd from web
@LukasTelos Ah ma'erdooee 9:26 AM Jun 1st from web in reply to LukasTelos
@LukasTelos Wait. There were 2 slips that came with my polling thingy. One had 4 parties, I made the assumption. Other was definitely the 9:13 AM Jun 1st from web
@LukasTelos European election thingy, it said so on the top. Hm quite a puzzle. 9:13 AM Jun 1st from web in reply to LukasTelos