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MatthewBunny

  1. Banged a hot asian last night whose number I got in Vegas. 3rd fuck buddy in a row I met in Vegas but lives in LA, crazy. That's #111 ;)
  2. I just broke up with my girlfriend, and I can't stop crying. This is not part of the plan. Here's the painful story. http://bit.ly/cJ6sPG
  3. Went to Vegas this week... banged a total whore, up to #83 now! Woooooot
  4. #collegeconfession Junior year I found proof that women are COMPLETELY batshit insane - http://bit.ly/cPn1zw
  5. Got head from internet dating fattie last night and PREMATURELY EJACULATED after like 5 seconds. I started laughing and kicked her out asap
  6. Damn been a while since my last tweet. I've now banged 80 women.
  7. Looking to get a sweeeet apartment downtown.. banged 4 new girls in the past 3 weeks ;) Up to 76 now.
  8. Trying to figure out my attraction to one particular girl and balance it with my constant desire to take other women.
  9. Last night was #72. Cute little asian I met on okcupid. Brought her over my place, played drinking games then fucked. This shit's easy.
  10. Finally banged #71 tonight... been working on this girl for what seems like forever. What a sexy little body.
  11. Gettin head is cool, but gettin head from a brazilian chick in a field is better http://bit.ly/9tY1kW
  12. Pickup isn't always pretty. In this story, I banged a monster from high school.. http://bit.ly/9xEXh8
  13. Got some new stuff up on the blog. Some mistakes I made in banging close friends when first learning how to seduce.. http://bit.ly/cHPTqN
  14. Life is crazy. I have 4 dates this week, all new chicks. One's a stripper, another is just straight up hot. My life is harddd... :)
  15. #letsbehonest I banged a sorority whore once. And then I found out just how much a whore she was... http://bit.ly/6idOgC
  16. Last night I banged my 70th woman. She also happened to be a 20yo virgin, so that makes 2 v-cards. I'm a monster.
  17. #letsbehonest I had an awesome threesome when I was 19. Here's the story - http://www.secretdatingbook.com/my-first-threesome/
  18. I banged a little indian chick through my social circle when I was 19. Efficient lay http://bit.ly/4sAJo5
  19. This college chick just basically asked me to bone. It was awesome. Here's the story. http://bit.ly/78yRDG
  20. I banged an NFL cheerleader. Here's the story. http://www.secretdatingbook.com/banged-future-nfl-cheerleader/