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  1. @ElliotEastwick Yes, on my arm I think. I honestly have been racking my brain, and I want that or a pin up girl 50's stylez. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. @ellioteastwick what are your thoughts on 'mexican death skull' tattoos? about 9 hours ago from web
  3. @DiscoutureKat Shit! I'm broke now. And babysitting. about 9 hours ago from web
  4. @cosmicniles *adjust's bathroom mirror, calls reception* "can you make pornograpy come on my television please?" about 9 hours ago from web
  5. @DiscoutureKat someone just gave a Greggs vanilla slice. And then I eat it. Please dont judge me. about 10 hours ago from web
  6. Yeah, anyway. I just had a '276' from the machine. Whats your preffered digits? Might go crazy tomorrow and get a 355 its just how I roll. about 10 hours ago from web
  7. @undeleted http://bit.ly/167oaj about 10 hours ago from web
  8. @undeleted sorry, not tonight dude, babysitting. about 10 hours ago from web
  9. Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help, I'll gladly donate them. #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex about 10 hours ago from web
  10. Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee. #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex about 10 hours ago from web
  11. Screaming about it can't help you #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex about 10 hours ago from web
  12. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough. #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex about 10 hours ago from web
  13. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me. #greatstarwarsquotesduringsex about 10 hours ago from web
  14. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal. #greatstarwarsquotesduringsex about 10 hours ago from web
  15. Excuse me sir but might I inquire as to what's going on? #greatstarwarsquotesduringsex about 10 hours ago from web
  16. I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine #greatstarwarsquotesduringsex about 10 hours ago from web
  17. hold your fire #greatstarwarsquotesduringsex about 10 hours ago from web
  18. @EddyRhead thats just made me do lolz. about 11 hours ago from web
  19. @ElliotEastwick Hahahahaha! The goth was ace in that one as well. about 11 hours ago from web
  20. @ElliotEastwick @EddyRhead the dinner party one was ace. With the Boyfreind called Peter Phile. about 11 hours ago from web