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  1. Messed around with some other Twitter programs... came right back to good ol' Twhirl. <3
  2. It is in my expert opinion that Sprite cans open the loudest.
  3. I love my dad. Just sayin'.
  4. @betweenfailures omg grope hug! Wait, I mean group hug... nah, the first one.
  5. Hi Twitter! Did you miss me?! :D
  6. @Ranorath Are you sure it wasn't just gas? :)
  7. Hi, Twitter!
  8. Bangin' on a trash can. Drummin' on a street light...
  9. I spilled Sprite on my shirt and that was the last of that can of Sprite and I really wanted Sprite... ... ... *licks shirt*
  10. "Good news, everyone! I taught the toaster to feel love."
  11. @betweenfailures "Your opinions are silly."
  12. Considering how much "life" is happening as of late... guys, I am in a fantastic mood tonight! :P
  13. http://twitpic.com/jrbcy - Hello little guy. Welcome to the world!
  14. Oh snap! I have graham crackers!
  15. I'm getting crumbs on my cat. She does not care.
  16. Wildma!
  17. Self, stop coughing! You're supposed to be done being sick!
  18. The trash bin has been lemon-bleached and restored to its former glory! All hail bleach!
  19. I'm listening to Christmas carols for some reason! 'Tis the off-season!
  20. Oh good lord, I found the source... despite emptying my trash, the same smell as a few weeks earlier was so strong it fused with the plastic