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  1. @MCCostello Get to the nearest shelter with a source of heat. And then check my iPhone.
  2. @kellymw83 Haha, I just went through and noticed you did indeed. Ma bad!
  3. Let's all meet up in the year 2000, won't be strange when we're all fully grown? Different Class is one of the best albums on the 90s. Fact.
  4. @4privetdrive Nope, no new iPhone yet, I got a new iPod instead. Apple is the fuel that runs my life.
  5. Stuck in traffic on the M1. Gonna miss FlashForward. Pulp on my new iPod will keep me going...hopefully.
  6. @chriscuzzy My immune system is ace. I haven't been ill since, well, I don't remember. It's been that long. I heal like Wolverine too.
  7. Rather embarrassingly played the worst game of my life. After 7 attempts @tomhemingway finally beat me, 4-1. Stay tuned for the backlash.
  8. @chriscuzzy Oh yea, Cuzzy, because I well remember the time you beat me. Oh wait, you never did... 4 times we played and not once... Gutted.
  9. @_DiamondWings_ Never fear, my dear. I haven't been hacked, or fooled. I funnily enough worked with Bonnie as recently as Wednesday.
  10. Sooo, I'm back, for a bit. Cleaned the house. Watching Friends until I go play badminton @ 8.
  11. @bonniefwright Ere, get on this: @bonwrightx - it's priceless. Megalolz.
  12. Ok, so he's no MP, he's a candidate, but you get the idea. Still a doof.
  13. Fancy saying that when you're hoping to win an election. Doof. Haha. G'nite.
  14. RE: Peter White MP. Listen up, buddy, you call the Queen vermin one more time and I'll give you what for. Thin ice there, pal, thin ice.
  15. @bonniefwright We're first up tomorrow and I've been assured of cloud cover. We are gonna boss this shot first thing in the morning.
  16. Ladies and Gentlemen, before I disappear for days again I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine... @bonniefwright
  17. I tell you what, I ain't a big fan of Ken Livingstone but he just burned that lady. Twice!
  18. Who's this blonde bird on Alan Titchmarsh? I wish the audience would stop clapping her. She's an idiot.
  19. @SouthernBets Not at all. It's a trait that we're very proud of. http://farm4.static.flickr....
  20. @SouthernBets No, it's stiff upper lip British for excellent.