Matt_SLife
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@ Trade off ur weaker, smaller chickens 4 one more suitable 4 eating... I'm losing all my animal activist followers 4 this tweet
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to PuriChristos
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I wish we used chickens as currency... Grocery store exchanges would be so much more interesting.
about 9 hours ago
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RT @ I hear you! My biggest concern w/ the cold is not being able 2 use my iPhone w/ my gloves on outside Priorities!? // Perfect!
2:14 PM Dec 11th
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@ Oh. Well, ignore my last tweet then. I work at a restaurant. I think I was cutting spinach leaves.. or was it Parsley? Hmm...
5:44 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to PuriChristos
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@ So glad I'm not alone in my thought process. :)
5:24 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to jennmann
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@ My first reaction was to stare at it and think, "Wow. I'm dumb." Then I snapped to and went for the first aid kit. No biggie.
5:24 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to PuriChristos
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I almost cut off my thumb at work 2day & my biggest concern is that I'm temporarily limited to one handed texting. Wow. That's... messed up
5:13 PM Dec 10th
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@ Hmm... It seems as though you have identified a serious flaw in my plan. :)
3:45 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to cassie_d_ape
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I'm gonna ask for a for so I can wear it backwards and have the coolest cape ever.
2:10 PM Dec 7th
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@ Thanks for the great advice. Now I know. :)
2:08 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to stegokarlen
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How many times are you allowed to ask"what?" before you have to just pretend you understood what they said?
8:55 PM Dec 5th
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@ // Then Just Grow Beard January? // Then Forget Shaving February.
9:49 AM Dec 4th
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in reply to WayneWorley
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So thankful for the hope that is given to us through Christ in a world so full of despair.
9:45 AM Dec 4th
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Ok guys, sure No Shave November may be over... now who's in for Don't Shave December?!
2:56 AM Dec 2nd
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I love The Everything Skit
2:52 PM Dec 1st
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I'm 93% sure that when people say, "back in the day", they are referring to a Tuesday.
12:22 PM Dec 1st
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@ A much better question, for sure... I still have a strange luring towards fans for that very reason.
11:56 AM Dec 1st
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@, @, @, @, @, I'm so glad I'm not alone in my robot/fan antics! You guys rock! :)
8:57 PM Nov 30th
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I know I can't be the only one who used to put his face really close to the fan so that I would sound like a robot. Anyone else?
8:35 PM Nov 30th
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Sharing chapstick is the equivalent of kissing via the transitive property.
9:30 PM Nov 29th
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- Name Matt Smith
- Location Colorado
- Web http://split-life...
- Bio I am a sold-out follower of Christ who also happens to get a kick out of writing. I also don't like meat loaf. Don't ask why, I just never have.
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