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mattufford

  1. @dhalioua Agreed.
  2. @snoylnimajneb No, you guys have had a rough enough time over the last 5 centuries or so.
  3. Brutal score for #USMNT tonight; doesn't reflect the increased creativity in their attack (if not the defense). Digging the Klinsmann era.
  4. @snoylnimajneb do your worst. My addiction is bourbon.
  5. @snoylnimajneb Apologies. Thank you for single-malt scotch.
  6. /remembers USA-Scotland fondly
  7. Before the Stanley Cup Finals start, enjoy this video on playoff beards by @Dan_Rubenstein and me. bit.ly/LHk0Nn
  8. Bourdain and Michael K. Williams. Bastard. RT @NoReservations: This! twitter.com/NoReservations…
  9. UPDATE: @WarmingGlow had corgi kitchen fire video last Friday MUST CREDIT WARMING GLOW bit.ly/LGBMRv
  10. @nCornick News coverage says she was filming something for the YouTube channel. bit.ly/LGBMRv
  11. @DanLevyThinks I got creds but couldn't justify the trip down. Will watch the game on TV.
  12. @gzoehobub @BuzzFeed Because she was filming a segment about how her dog attacks cleaning products. bit.ly/LGBMRv
  13. Oh man, the original YouTube is even better. The barking at 1:16 kills me. MT @BuzzFeed: corgi blows up the kitchen youtu.be/-1QQTKZ7Hto
  14. (Still waiting on that "edit tweet" option, Twitter. You dick.)
  15. Video: corgi blowing up a kitchen is somehow hilarious. bit.ly/LGBMRv (via @AlfieBCC)
  16. The video link for that last tweet is worth your time, too. The raccoon is all, "I REGRET NOTHIINNNGGGG!" bit.ly/JAwdb1
  17. Meanwhile, in Kansas City... bit.ly/JAv8QF
  18. More like the Pro BLOW, hahaha! Thanks, and remember to tip your prison guard.
  19. Helicopters, searchlights, motorcycles, hot chicks. OF COURSE Michael Bay directed the I'D Do Anything For Love video. bit.ly/4n0Qsy