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MattTwerkham

  1. Boners in sport shorts<holocaust 28 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  2. RT if your siblings are uglier than you 36 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  3. @Pee_Mark never responds to my texts :/ about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  4. RT if you have to take a shit. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  5. pleasure principle about 2 hours ago via web
  6. @xoxoxtina fix your link or don't tweet it. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. @xoxoxtina doesn't exist about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to xoxoxtina
  8. Failed my drug test, apparently I had amphetamines in my system. #WhatMe #NoNever about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  9. Moesha smokin on Moesha about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  10. I swear to god I have clicked every link to every balloon company on Google and NOTHING has what my boss is asking for. I'm going to die. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  11. Get naked and dance to japandroids. Just let your junk flail errwhere about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  12. FUCK FEAR CULTURE! LIVE LIFE! MAKE LOVE! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  13. Letting Sigur Ros put me to sleep. It makes me feel like an iceberg floating...drifting...slowly.........away...........zzzzzzzzzzz about 21 hours ago via web