MattTCoNP
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@ Bacon is good on everything. And I mean *everything*
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to JCambers
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That wouldn't have been such an awkward moment...if it hadn't lasted for two and a half hours.
about 9 hours ago
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RT @: Tonight's -9 temperature brought to you by the letters W,T,H.
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: clever "hand of god" elevator ad
some things are just too intriguing not to retweet. check this
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about 10 hours ago
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Experimental cooking night. I have a new respect for the art of the corn dog. They didn't really work at home.
about 10 hours ago
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New at the blog: Remember these five terrible toys that ruined Christmas (for parents)
about 14 hours ago
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Still need to find that perfect Christmas gift? Give them some free stickers from my blog! Classy.
about 18 hours ago
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What's the most annoying gift Santa ever brought your kids? Remember these five ghosts of Christmas past
about 18 hours ago
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Santa doesn't have a *perfect* gift giving record. Remember these nightmare gifts from year's past
about 21 hours ago
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Dont worry @. You can take away this one reason to judge others, but I will surely come up with another.
about 22 hours ago
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@ It's the Midwest. We do have real winters, but everyone acts like Florida drivers when the snow comes. Its *blowing* though!
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to buzzbyannies
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Attention! @ is a horrible Christian! (in his own words) Well, at least there's two of us.
about 22 hours ago
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@ is 'adorably incorrigible,' apparently. I need a dictionary.
about 22 hours ago
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Snow day! I'm going to accomplish so much...or not. Thank you 2 inches of *blowing* snow!
about 22 hours ago
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Could everyone please shovel the snow from your driveways - into the street. Then they'd have to give us a snow day!
7:25 PM Dec 8th
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Dad got a good report today. No promises on recovering full use of left hand, but neck healing well. Thanks for prayers!
6:42 PM Dec 8th
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Santa put me on his lap and asked what I wanted for Christmas. I told him I wanted down.
2:14 PM Dec 8th
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Come on, snow day!
2:09 PM Dec 8th
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Time for a sarcastic 'how about this global warming?' comment.
5:19 AM Dec 8th
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RT @: Landmine Ketchup Packaging… Crazy Design:
8:27 PM Dec 7th
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- Name Matt Appling
- Location Kansas City, MO
- Web http://www.thechu...
- Bio I write The Church of No People. That's what this tweet is for - to tell you about it. I'm also a pastor and teacher and I do other stuff too!
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