mattsenne
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I just saw a guy order a side of Spam with the jelly.
9:15 AM Jul 17th, 2009
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Wondering if it can get any colder... Wait until tomorrow. 62 in July should be outlawed.
12:51 PM Jul 16th, 2009
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Wonderingwhy a guy would draw his manhood on a bathroom wall.
5:19 PM Jul 15th, 2009
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Has anyone been in a Turkish prison because right now I feel like I'm in one, I'm so hot.
12:03 PM Jul 15th, 2009
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How healthy is a salad that has cheese, bacon, croutons and a lb of ham?
5:49 PM Jun 29th, 2009
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Why does Ming Ming from the wonder pets have a lisp?
8:41 AM Jun 28th, 2009
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I just saw a woman in a white tank-top and white skirt walk in from the rain...I feel like the luckiest man in the world.
4:33 AM Jun 25th, 2009
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Having a hail of a good time watching the T-storms.
3:00 PM Jun 24th, 2009
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Thinking about how good a citron & lemonade is going to taste tonight at JP's
11:43 AM Jun 24th, 2009
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I just realized that I left some of my leg skin on my leather seat yesterday.
4:24 AM Jun 24th, 2009
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I just saw a woman at Target with SWASS
1:58 PM Jun 23rd, 2009
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I'm ready to poke my eyes out with a pen.
7:52 AM Jun 23rd, 2009
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I just watched a guy hit his ball on the golf course he stepped on a rake.
4:59 PM Jun 22nd, 2009
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I just leaned forward to tweet and really did.
6:24 AM Jun 22nd, 2009
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Watching Amy do Mylie impersonnations. Love my wife and kids.
5:51 AM Jun 22nd, 2009
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Sweating like a hooker in church.
4:02 AM Jun 19th, 2009
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Is sitting at Wrigley. Beers, 80 degrees and Twins. Wow!!
11:59 AM Jun 14th, 2009
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Enjoying the 75 degrees at Relay for Life.
5:26 PM Jun 12th, 2009
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Is working on a concert with Gloriana
1:50 PM Jun 9th, 2009
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Wondering...do I start at Cubby Bear or Harry Caray's
4:06 AM Jun 9th, 2009
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