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mattsenne

  1. I just saw a guy order a side of Spam with the jelly.
  2. Wondering if it can get any colder... Wait until tomorrow. 62 in July should be outlawed.
  3. Wonderingwhy a guy would draw his manhood on a bathroom wall.
  4. Has anyone been in a Turkish prison because right now I feel like I'm in one, I'm so hot.
  5. How healthy is a salad that has cheese, bacon, croutons and a lb of ham?
  6. Why does Ming Ming from the wonder pets have a lisp?
  7. I just saw a woman in a white tank-top and white skirt walk in from the rain...I feel like the luckiest man in the world.
  8. Having a hail of a good time watching the T-storms.
  9. Thinking about how good a citron & lemonade is going to taste tonight at JP's
  10. I just realized that I left some of my leg skin on my leather seat yesterday.
  11. I just saw a woman at Target with SWASS
  12. I'm ready to poke my eyes out with a pen.
  13. I just watched a guy hit his ball on the golf course he stepped on a rake.
  14. I just leaned forward to tweet and really did.
  15. Watching Amy do Mylie impersonnations. Love my wife and kids.
  16. Sweating like a hooker in church.
  17. Is sitting at Wrigley. Beers, 80 degrees and Twins. Wow!!
  18. Enjoying the 75 degrees at Relay for Life.
  19. Is working on a concert with Gloriana
  20. Wondering...do I start at Cubby Bear or Harry Caray's