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PhilosophersSay And he whom you cannot teach to fly, teach to fall faster. ~Friedrich Nietzsche #quote 4:22 AM May 18th via www.FamousQuotesAbout.com Retweeted by MattSSpence and 27 others
@cottoncndymandi yes. Always. Please. And. Thanks in advance! 6:14 PM May 17th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to cottoncndymandi
thechaosmonkey Know what's great? StumbleUpon. One click gives you in depth descriptions of string theory, the next click gives vagina. 7:04 PM May 12th via Tweetbot for iOS from St. Petersburg, FL Retweeted by MattSSpence
thechaosmonkey I hope Steven Tyler is back on cocaine, otherwise his career choices have no excuse. 8:53 PM May 12th via Tweetbot for iOS from St. Petersburg, FL Retweeted by MattSSpence
thechaosmonkey Muse covering Morricone's theme for Harmonica from Once Upon A Time In The West? THEY ARE NOT WORTHY. 5:44 PM May 13th via web from St. Petersburg, FL Retweeted by MattSSpence
thechaosmonkey Things I've learned from Maury Povich: sometimes your mom buys you a dildo. 7:39 AM May 14th via Tweetbot for iOS from St. Petersburg, FL Retweeted by MattSSpence
thechaosmonkey I just mistook Andy Garcia for Jon Lovitz, which is hilarious. For me. Not so much for Andy Garcia. 9:37 PM May 14th via Tweetbot for iOS from St. Petersburg, FL Retweeted by MattSSpence
thechaosmonkey Seeing a hardcore, gangsta-looking badass walking down the street, smoking a blunt and walking three adorable dachshund puppies is sublime. 9:13 AM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS from South Pasadena, FL Retweeted by MattSSpence
NoogsCorner After someone does a card trick, put your mouth up to their ear, whisper "I thought I killed all of your kind, wizard" and walk away. 2:14 AM Nov 21st, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by MattSSpence and 157 others
thechaosmonkey FUN FACT: Listening to @RiptornThrash will make even the manliest man grow a vagina just so their lilting, dulcet tones can get it wet. 9:19 AM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS from South Pasadena, FL Retweeted by MattSSpence
thechaosmonkey Whoa, wait, if Donna Summer's dead, who'll love to love me now? WHO!? 9:09 AM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS from South Pasadena, FL Retweeted by MattSSpence
MotionJess No matter how old you are an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a sword. 4:48 PM Dec 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for Android Retweeted by MattSSpence and 13 others
DegenerateShow Masturbating with the pouring rain beating on your window is so romantic! I almost didn't need a finger in my ass to enjoy it. Almost. 2:27 AM May 15th via txt Retweeted by MattSSpence and 4 others
GROUPLOVE “One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” Bob Marley is MISSED is missed is missed 2:27 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by MattSSpence and 95 others
@cottoncndymandi 1973 was quite a year, huh? 10:21 PM May 14th via TweetCaster for Android
Midnight screening of The Avengers with @cottoncndymandi - color me uber excited! 8:05 PM May 3rd via TweetCaster for Android
Psycholyst When will Mythbusters ever visit a Church? 5:59 AM Mar 16th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by MattSSpence and 75 others
SheBanggs Whenever I need validation, I usually just post some ultrasound photo on Facebook & add, "Like this photo if you want me to keep the baby". 9:35 PM May 2nd via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by MattSSpence and 21 others
OleThickHawk The blow up sex doll biz will eventually evolve into robot sex dolls so I'm just gonna go ahead and start fingerbanging the toaster oven now 9:39 PM May 2nd via web Retweeted by MattSSpence and 4 others
ambiguouscavern why do we dream when we can write? 9:37 PM May 2nd via web Retweeted by MattSSpence and 1 other

Name Matt Spence
Location in the moment which is now
Web http://mattspoten...
Bio I am a writer of short stories, poems, and novels working at getting published. My life & love & future wife @cottoncndymandi - follow her!