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@danielthepoet if any are titled spiderman and or goosebumps I'm in!about 2 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to danielthepoet
My crotch thermometer currenly reads 147 degrees......about 2 hours ago from TwitterFon
@zachshouse best picture ever. Just shows he's human.about 2 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to zachshouse
RT @zachshouse: @mattrayford Thought you'd like this... http://up.zachshouse.org/?p...about 2 hours ago from TwitterFon
@Chali2na bought it, love it, you're my hero! Now where can I buy a Chali2na original painting?about 6 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to Chali2na
@HusseyPardo remember that Sunday you texted me and said you weren't coming in... Just wanted to remind you that was the best decesion ever!about 9 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to HusseyPardo
Foot powder and baby powder are not interchangeable when applied to the lower region..... I'm just guessing...about 12 hours ago from TwitterFon
@bekadoo thanks! And I know nothing of any party but may be going to the lake this weekend anyway so I couldn't make it.about 13 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to bekadoo
Other records I'm breaking: most Will Smith lyrics memorized, highest number of Face/Off views, most women turned lesbian after dating.about 21 hours ago from TwitterFon
@JaggerMafia Thank you. I love you. Wait..... Too much too fast? Sorry...about 21 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to JaggerMafia
Also plan on breaking the world record for eating the most silica gel in one sitting without dying.... Or maybe die like a champion!!about 23 hours ago from TwitterFon
Lost another 8 lbs. Down 78 total. All out of clever follow ups..... It's like a victory and a loss.about 23 hours ago from TwitterFon
Any statement starting with "Hey Matt, you have a big truck right?" ends badly.....12:13 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
@justdevin I'll murder any and all competitors!!12:09 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFon in reply to justdevin
@pumathehero how much?12:08 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFon in reply to pumathehero
Can anyone recommend a good thing for doing stuff more better? I looked at places but couldn't find anything.7:11 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
Making underwear out of sheet metal is not a good idea..... Just trust me on this one.7:09 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
Dear Pandora music player, Nickelback sounds nothing like Pennywise OR Jurassic 5. I hate you are you are now dead to me.6:50 PM Jul 7th from TwitterFon
@danielthepoet are you suggesting I get a website? Am I the only Twitter user without a blog? I'll begin working on my porn site asap.6:39 PM Jul 7th from TwitterFon in reply to danielthepoet
I'm getting new business cards. Matt Rayford - professional stuff doer. Cuz I'm really good at doing stuff. Any other suggestions?5:06 PM Jul 7th from TwitterFon

Name MattRayford
Location Fort Worth, TX
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Bio Glass bender, Rapper, Amateur Radio Host, Writer, Gamer, Comedian, Entertainer, Geek and Ladies man all rolled into one...

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