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@unclebutch Great looking bird! I am in favor of all foods wrapped in bacon. 16 minutes ago from web in reply to unclebutch
waiting on @kelleydmcguire to return from @okcturkeytrot while I cook the bread pudding with Jim Beam. Some for the pudding, some for me about 1 hour ago from web
At a friends having Glenmorangie , Highland Park and chocolate cake for dinner. Could it get any better? http://myloc.me/1FFsh 5:24 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
@mccato awesome! He actually just went to the restroom and I hope took care of business. I will keep u posted. 8:14 PM Nov 14th from TwitterBerry
@amandakuhlman He adjusted his ascot &stepped away from the bar He spilled his gravy ON the bar and wiped his fries w it. I can take him. 8:08 PM Nov 14th from TwitterBerry
@kelleydmcguire also. I am her husband you moron and I am walking with her. But, truthfully, she is smokin dude! 7:52 PM Nov 14th from TwitterBerry
So the guy on the next barstool just sbd farted. Should I start a fight? Please vote. 7:48 PM Nov 14th from TwitterBerry
@JDMerryweather wherever the wind takes us. So far that is south. Sampling a lovley native amber now at @rococos. 6:51 PM Nov 14th from TwitterBerry
So the high school age lifeaguard asks me "Did you swim in high school?". "Yes," I said. "Is your coach still alive?". Really??? 11:39 AM Nov 11th from TwitterBerry
@MelissaSBrown @kelleydmcguire This is as far as a C± in HS French gets me - apparently not much further than a French minor from college. 4:49 PM Nov 10th from TwitterBerry
@kelleydmcguire @melissasbrown Oh, I wanna play. Je suis un jambon. Ne pas? 4:34 PM Nov 10th from TwitterBerry
Lincoln towncar plus driver in fedora = slow drive home. 4:20 PM Nov 10th from TwitterBerry
@joshuaokc be sure to watch out for ninja assasins. 7:56 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to joshuaokc
Kung Fu Hustle - perfect ending to a night of kung fu and hustling. 9:47 PM Nov 9th from TwitterBerry
Lot of people in the grocery store line tonight with just toilet paper - I never could bring myelf to just buy only toilet paper. 4:48 PM Nov 9th from TwitterBerry
@joshuaokc I am sitting next to her. 6:06 PM Nov 8th from TwitterBerry
http://bit.ly/3F1Aqt via @TheOnion - Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus 6:15 PM Nov 6th from web
Just had the rib dinner at Earl's Rib Palace on Western...great lunch...need nap now... 11:10 AM Nov 6th from web
Happy 40th BDay to Sesame Street today! Bert rockin' the unibrow. 6:57 AM Nov 6th from web
@WhitneyFleming then I will have one on your behalf. I hope it helps. Let @kelleydmcguire know if you need another. 1:30 PM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry