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MattMarkman

  1. @Cher you want an impersonator , look at the photos I posted in my last tweets of me and my wife. #didntwin about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @cher its my 37th b-day thursday, check out this photo of me as you, butt tats and all. twitter.com/MattMarkman/st… about 18 hours ago via web
  3. @cher Sorry here the Back. twitter.com/MattMarkman/st… about 18 hours ago via web in reply to cher
  4. Holy shit Steve Sanders is a hack, stole Richard Belzers material. Unbelievable! #90210re-run #comedyatthepeachpit 10:59 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @The_Beards sorry for your loss, this may cheer you up, Mustache Ride youtube.com/watch?v=BrYzpw… P.S. You guys rock! 11:45 PM May 28th via web
  6. Someone famous needs to RT this, it should be viral & i should be more famous youtube.com/watch?v=BrYzpw… 11:08 PM May 28th via web
  7. After the trash that they have on their shows how are Jerry Springer and Maury not registered sex offenders? 10:25 PM May 28th via web
  8. @davidkau1 great job tonight at Brad Garrett's. U.S. watch for this comic from S. Africa, He's great! 8:51 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Las Vegas!!! More vomit in parking garages per square foot than any other city!! We're # 1 7:33 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @djvip510 Whats up DJ Vip, i wanna hear Weird Al Yankivic mixed with some Frank Sinatra, Yaaaaa 12:27 PM May 27th via web
  11. Im watching "Friday" on sunday....Blasphamy! 12:07 PM May 27th via web
  12. #TeamBringIt not sure if I'm using @TheRock mantra correctly but I'm going to an Orgy and I'm bringing the Herpes! 6:43 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @FunBobFatPants she resting her scotch on it. 1:36 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FunBobFatPants
  14. “@buffetjackson: @MattMarkman its from a video im doing” can't wait to see it. That image is intriguing. 9:29 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Packed room at Brad Garrett's comedy club at the MGM and youll never guess who's in the audience? Your Mom. 7:59 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @buffetjackson Love your picture!! Wabbit. 7:49 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @shawnhalpin Crushing at the bar at 7777 bar in north Las Vegas!!! Enjoy it!! 12:44 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Hanging backstage at Brad Garrett's with the best sound guy in the biz!!! @Juice78A 9:26 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @mayhemmiller We're both performing at MGM Sat, only I'm at Brad Garretts Comedy Club telling jokes & I'll probably get punched in the face! 7:05 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Matt Markman
  • Location Las Vegas
  • Web http://mattmarkma...
  • Bio Im a Comedian, Drug pusher, Finger Blaster, Lyrical magician and Husband
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