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@aprildjamz its a conspiracy I tell you! about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to aprildjamz
So ummmm why didn't I get invited to the CBS radio Christmas Party? @aprildjamz @RondaJordan about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to aprildjamz
@Judee_Jetson you still can! about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Judee_Jetson
@Judee_Jetson oh, my bad...some heels too! about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Judee_Jetson
@Judee_Jetson damn straight jus a bow! about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Judee_Jetson
@Judee_Jetson yeah! Then it was a Cadillac DeVille...you couldn't tell me nothing! about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Judee_Jetson
@Judee_Jetson mine was a 88 box chevy, had it 8 days and didn't know I was supposed to check the oil about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Judee_Jetson
@Judee_Jetson wrap yourself in a bow and be under the tree @RAiNOrlando Saturday night when I get there! about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Judee_Jetson
@Judee_Jetson all I wan for Christmas is a bad redbone who is EXTREMELY naughty...any suggestions? about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Judee_Jetson
Bring an unwrapped toy @RAINORLANDO on 12/19 for the Boys and Girls Club Christmas Toy Drive and get in the party for discounted admission! about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
While you're shopping for everyone on your Christmas list, don't forget to pick up an extra toy for the less fortunate children in our area! about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
@Judee_Jetson I miss out on ALL THE GOOD SHIT! about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Judee_Jetson
Where was I at??? RT @Judee_Jetson: me n @chevybabi always wit dat gay shyt http://tweetphoto.com/6486086 about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
@Judee_Jetson http://tweetphoto.com/6485536 well damn! What I miss? about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Judee_Jetson
@MissUniqueAli who buying it? Aint no Cristal in none of the clubs that I affiliate myself with...PJ is a different story about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to MissUniqueAli
@MissUniqueAli they really don't like black people about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to MissUniqueAli
RT @xxxcbsxxx: RT @truecooper: off this they don't like black ppl http://twitpic.com/tmupd <<I say fuck'em with an AIDS dick!!! about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter
@HoneyDip05 FYL! So you don't get your toes done when you can only wear closed toe shoes? #thatsthatbullshit about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to HoneyDip05
RT @HoneyDip05: @MattMajorFLP ohhhhhh WOW!!!!!(Matt Major's wow face!!!)<LMAO @ Matt Major's wow face about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter
WOW! RT @MissUniqueAli: Getting a pedicure with @HoneyDip05....lady tells her to role up her jeans she says "I can't I'm too hairy" ROTFLMAO about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter

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Name Matt Major
Location ÜT: 28.76415,-81.33785
Bio Being broke is bad for my health

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