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  1. @Guinane Indeed. Now stick on channel 4.
  2. I'm slightly in The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret in five minutes on C4. Go NOW.
  3. @waynedeakin Done.
  4. I ran 3934m before hitting a wall and tumbling to my death on my iPhone. http://www.canabalt.com/
  5. @robertpopper That's former shot-putter and 'Superstars' favourite Geoff Capes isn't it?
  6. Been playing Canabalt on the iPhone. Cocking addictive. 2880 is my best. You will beat it.
  7. @rgarner Yes, and its still impossible to climb the Banyan Tree - now referred to as The Tree of Life.
  8. @NeiborhoodLaika No worries mate. It was beautiful in every way.
  9. @chris_gower He's a pussy.
  10. Okay, for those asking 'Uncharted 2' is the finest gaming experience I've had since about 1984 when I first played Jetset Willy. THAT good.
  11. @NeiborhoodLaika No. I do and he is a fictional character.
  12. Indeed. Ray Kurtzweil is a dick. A 223 year old dick.
  13. @WingroveJ 803 times better.
  14. Just finished Uncharted 2 and I already miss Chloe so bad.
  15. @TomDavenport Ray Kurtzweil is a dick. A 223 year old dick.
  16. I have dance practice today with a proper choreographer and all that. No cunt puts baby in the corner.
  17. When I get to 5000 followers I will open a bottle of cream soda and spray it over my house and face.
  18. @jessicamoller We're all good here lady. Looking forward to seeing you. When is that? Bunny and Cassius missing you. X
  19. RT @alandavies1: RT @stephenfry I'll keep at this till a million sign! We mustn't let Mandy do this WRONG thing.Sign: http://is.gd/50gQK ...
  20. @alandavies1 I know! We're just crazy at the Lane. Open top buses, English strikers, English managers. It's like the war's still on.