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MattJPWragg

@Carpet79 This is amazing. I'm so ready to see it. Wetting myself. Wet, wet, wetting myself. 3:31 PM May 29th via web in reply to Carpet79
Tywin Lannister is a much underrated supporting character. 3:00 AM May 29th via web
Most incredible penultimate episode, ever #GameOfThrones 1:31 PM May 28th via web
"If any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse." 1:12 PM May 28th via web
Phone broke, so I'm having to use an old one with no numbers, can you all text me your name so I have your numbers. Thanks. 4:02 AM May 24th via web
@MrEyebrows_ Trust me, it hurts, so much. 1:17 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to MrEyebrows_
I am going to troll my little brother until I find something more productive to do with my life. 1:16 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@MrEyebrows_ Untill you become 18 and get realistic and realise how stupid that is. Get over it, even now we have a better economy. 1:14 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to MrEyebrows_
@abbieuzzell @nathan_derulo Bessies fo lyf 12:31 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to abbieuzzell
abbieuzzell BBQ then Wednesday vensday #yeahbuddy 6:51 AM May 23rd via HTC Peep Retweeted by MattJPWragg and 1 other
@nathan_derulo and @abbieuzzell have got me fucked :( 12:26 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Urgh, such a good day topped by an awesome bbq 11:11 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
All I want to eat is pizza. Pizza pizza pizza pizza. URGH. 9:08 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@abbieuzzell has fallen completely asleep pahahaha. She was so adamant to watch CDWM too :( 9:01 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@Sellarsb Nah man, had a tag and all :) 8:24 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Sellarsb
@lukeEAdavis Ahhh fair enough :) 8:20 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to lukeEAdavis
abbieuzzell Come dine with me on tv and @MattJPWragg making us cheese toasties: perfect hangover day. 7:53 AM May 22nd via HTC Peep Retweeted by MattJPWragg
Sat in the sun with @abbieuzzell, both hung over as shit. Bring it on Fallout. 7:03 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
It's so sunny today :( I'm such a party pooper but I hate when it's really hot. 6:08 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
It is more likely that the sun will split than I will go out tonight. 3:45 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Name Matthew Wragg
Location Canterbury/Bury St Edmunds
Bio Constantly wearing black, drunk tweeting or in an existential crisis due to absurdist beliefs. Philosophy student at UKC. Existing is the worst.