MattIsATwitNow
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I wonder how many followers I'd have if I didn't block all the spam-bots. I feel like I'm wasting a golden opportunity to look impressive.
about 5 hours ago
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Congrats to @ for being linked on @!
about 5 hours ago
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@ Penis envy
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to WhitlockJason
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Why is it midnight?
about 7 hours ago
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OMG a surge is such a DUMB idea!! Oh wait, sorry. Forgot I'm in 2009 now.
about 10 hours ago
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@ On the other hand, you won't have to pay for sex tonight, if you play your cards right.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to ReasonableDoubt
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@ Really? Damn my colorblindness! I can't tell :(
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to Real_Shakey
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Do we really believe there is anyone out there who has a computer, internet access, and a TWITTER ACCOUNT and doesn't know what AIDS is?
about 19 hours ago
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Why does World AIDS Day need to be a trending topic? What more "awareness" do you need to raise???
about 19 hours ago
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Today is World AIDS Day. So uh... be careful out there.
12:08 AM Dec 1st
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Mom, you lied to me. Taylor Swift is only 5'11", NOT 6'1". Gosh.
12:07 AM Dec 1st
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@ Er......... no homo. Well... yeah, no homo.
10:19 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to Real_Shakey
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RT @: Santa needs to get eco-friendly. Instead of filling stockings with coal he should exchange it for reindeer blood.
10:16 PM Nov 30th
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@ I'm so upset that I'm not going to meet you. Just because of shit like that.
10:16 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to Real_Shakey
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@ Hm, good catch.
7:59 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to ReasonableDoubt
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Five years ago, the Saints have the best defensive backfield in the league.
6:46 PM Nov 30th
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Obama intercepted that ball! What a dick! Let the kids play, dude.
6:16 PM Nov 30th
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So anyway, Left 4 Dead 2 is amazing.
5:17 PM Nov 30th
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@ What is this Google Wave shit?
11:29 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to Real_Shakey
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I say it at least once a week, but Andrea Kramer is why I won't pony up the money to watch football games in HD.
8:56 PM Nov 29th
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- Name Matt
- Location USA
- Web http://stylepoint...
- Bio I tend to laugh when I get upset at people. This does not help in arguments with women.
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