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MattGourley

  1. @THEDerekMiller @markmcconville And then he will Irma Bunt us on a mountain road. Then I will hold you and try to cry.
  2. @BrilliantStreet Bless you.
  3. @DarTwoDeeTwo Thank you. You're from the town of one of my favorite bands. Midlake!
  4. @ditzkoff @jeffcrocker @itsmikerock WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO DRINK AND A SHORT TIME TO DRINK THERE.
  5. @itsmikerock @ditzkoff Wait for it...Wait for it...
  6. @JayCheel Oh God I've seen those! I saw the thumbnail pic and Dawson in the title & just assumed it was an old lesbian talking about Dawson.
  7. @JayCheel That just made me give up drinking. I sense you're going down a FF/Dawson rabbit hole. I did the same for Superego. God speed.
  8. @THEDerekMiller @markmcconville We are to be good friends, you and I.
  9. @JayCheel Definitely. But that can't end well. At least we can move on to Louie Anderson & have that not end well too. gazette.uwo.ca/article.cfm?se…
  10. @THEDerekMiller @markmcconville But which gauntlet though?! Dr. No's iron claw or that shitty Nintendo lookin' thing from Die Another Day?
  11. @GillianJacobs We'll keep it safe for you. I can give it to Acker/he has my info. Amanda threatens to wear it when she watches Smash though.
  12. @gillianjacobs Is this your hat? And if you ever want to see it again you'll send CASH. twitter.com/MattGourley/st…
  13. Give me one good reason why those old-timey Three Stooges sidewalk elevators don't exist anymore.
  14. @kwmurphy IMPLANTED.
  15. @itsmikerock MEMORIES!
  16. God bless my friends, who have sat with me at my birthday dinner & discussed nothing but James Bond. These are the best times of our lives!
  17. @Colin_Hanks Wait, there was. And then I did the same thing! We're victims o'some kind of coding format conspiracy. I blame everyone but us.