MattFnWallace
- @ As long as you're not claiming to be an expert or voting on an academic award, I appreciate it.6 minutes ago from web in reply to shawnstpierre
- @ There'll be a new Witch/Hunter update, along with a new Gut Shots, this week. Delve is another story.about 1 hour ago from web in reply to paul_e_cooley
- @ You're excused until you win a Nobel Prize.about 2 hours ago from web in reply to loather
- I think the only people I hate more than writers are professional appreciators of creative writing. Just read it and shut the fuck up.about 2 hours ago from web
- Ya gotta love how José Saramago cops out on naming characters and gets every scholarly fucktard believing it's a brilliant literary device.about 2 hours ago from web
- More or less conscious/cognizant. Also starving. Considering busting some tamales w/ a tomatillo sauce. Anybody got a couple of tomatillos?about 8 hours ago from web
- @ Windows. Vista. Home Premium. I'm not proud of it.about 24 hours ago from web in reply to thegeekcorner
- Don't use my CD drive for a year, finally get an urge to bust some old DOS games, and what do I get? "This device cannot start. (Code 10)"about 24 hours ago from web
- My tacos are the stuff of Mayan god appeasement. That is all.4:23 PM Nov 9th from web
- @ Just don't step on the sidewalk. It's hot lava.5:53 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to mightymur
- @ Your FACE is.5:48 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to mightymur
- @ Copycatter.5:46 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to mightymur
- Have felt like a giant slug on a heroin nod since I tangled with H1N1. Trying to turn things around with Tai Chi and high-energy breakfast.5:37 AM Nov 9th from web
- @ "Tell me, Chef Batali, what was your theme for tonight's massacre?" "Well, I wanted to celebrate the murder of Sicily..."8:03 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to Cmaaarrr
- @ Well, I already have that t-shirt. CUSTOM.8:01 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to strangerthings
- Had a dream in which I was a futuristic elite sniper with a spotter who looked remarkably like Chef Mario Batali. That needs to be a series.7:03 PM Nov 8th from web
- My ire for mainstream American mixed martial arts returns in blog form with LETTERS TO UFC 104: 4:10 PM Nov 8th from web
- Seriously, Google, how can you rule the world if you CAN'T EVEN LOAD YOUR FUCKING RICH TEXT EDITOR.6:30 PM Nov 7th from web
- Life is a donkey punch from a rough trick named Skull who can't give you a cold compress after cause his ice maker is broken. Metaphor ends.5:28 PM Nov 7th from web
- @ You just wrote the first line of my memoirs, sir.3:54 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to AudioMetrix
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- Name Matt Fucking Wallace
- Location Hermitage, TN
- Web http://matt-walla...
- Bio I write worlds you won't last one day in, the characters that will see to it, and the monsters suckered to the ceiling above you RIGHT NOW.
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