MattFnWallace
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Disney presents... THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG: SONG OF THE SOUTH II
13 minutes ago
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I only let my freak flag fly after I've impaled several hippies upon it.
about 1 hour ago
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Morning is the all-night club bouncer with a two-inch dick and ROADHOUSE permanently DVR'ed back at his studio apartment. That is all.
about 8 hours ago
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Many cities have been destroyed in many books. None of them, however, were written by me. Were. That is all.
about 20 hours ago
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@ I agree. Unless we're taking it as read that every boy has a girl who is supervising his dangerous activities. Which he should.
about 20 hours ago
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Let it be known that @ has lost the faith and is hereby excommunicated from the church of Unorthodox Blade Runner Purists.
about 21 hours ago
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@ Don't project your failed Broadway can-can dancing ambitions onto me, Lowell.
1:39 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to nlowell
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@ Everything is autobiographical. Unless you're Dan Brown. Then it's just made up horseshit.
1:38 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to sg1fan
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Your collective mockery in response to my last tweet was both expected and warranted. Fuckers.
1:30 PM Nov 24th
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Realized I've accumulated enough material for a new short story collection. The theme will be gothic speculative love stories. Crazy, right?
12:25 PM Nov 24th
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@ Yes. Everything is better when filtered thru the French. Just look at World War II.
11:58 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to loather
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@ Also, I will not referee any cage match unless I have the right to challenge the winner.
4:49 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to mightymur
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@ I find it interesting how @' language differs from @' on the subject of that deal.
4:48 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to mightymur
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@ Well, of course. You might as well have asked to take his closet door off the hinges.
3:17 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to Cmaaarrr
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@ It could be worse. You could be a porn star living under that dictum.
12:47 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to jchutchins
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Spent an hour playing MadWorld. Verhoeven-esque violence + running comedy stylings of Greg Proops/John DiMaggio = perfect gaming experience.
11:52 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Sexy.
6:33 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to scifilaura
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Woke up. Birds chirping, sun shining. Dispatched ninjas to deal with the birds, ordered methanol byproducts released to take care of sun.
6:13 AM Nov 23rd
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@ This only reinforces my feeling somebody needs to write Fuck The World. And I think that somebody may be me.
11:54 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to Cmaaarrr
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I wish I was indeed the big swinging literary dick this review implies, I purely do:
11:50 AM Nov 21st
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- Name Matt Fucking Wallace
- Location Hermitage, TN
- Web http://matt-walla...
- Bio I write worlds you won't last one day in, the characters that will see to it, and the monsters suckered to the ceiling above you RIGHT NOW.
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