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  1. Disney presents... THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG: SONG OF THE SOUTH II
  2. I only let my freak flag fly after I've impaled several hippies upon it.
  3. Morning is the all-night club bouncer with a two-inch dick and ROADHOUSE permanently DVR'ed back at his studio apartment. That is all.
  4. Many cities have been destroyed in many books. None of them, however, were written by me. Were. That is all.
  5. @cthulhim I agree. Unless we're taking it as read that every boy has a girl who is supervising his dangerous activities. Which he should.
  6. Let it be known that @jchutchins has lost the faith and is hereby excommunicated from the church of Unorthodox Blade Runner Purists.
  7. @nlowell Don't project your failed Broadway can-can dancing ambitions onto me, Lowell.
  8. @sg1fan Everything is autobiographical. Unless you're Dan Brown. Then it's just made up horseshit.
  9. Your collective mockery in response to my last tweet was both expected and warranted. Fuckers.
  10. Realized I've accumulated enough material for a new short story collection. The theme will be gothic speculative love stories. Crazy, right?
  11. @loather Yes. Everything is better when filtered thru the French. Just look at World War II.
  12. @mightymur Also, I will not referee any cage match unless I have the right to challenge the winner.
  13. @mightymur I find it interesting how @BreakingNews' language differs from @TwitterTips' on the subject of that deal.
  14. @Cmaaarrr Well, of course. You might as well have asked to take his closet door off the hinges.
  15. @jchutchins It could be worse. You could be a porn star living under that dictum.
  16. Spent an hour playing MadWorld. Verhoeven-esque violence + running comedy stylings of Greg Proops/John DiMaggio = perfect gaming experience.
  17. @scifilaura Sexy.
  18. Woke up. Birds chirping, sun shining. Dispatched ninjas to deal with the birds, ordered methanol byproducts released to take care of sun.
  19. @Cmaaarrr This only reinforces my feeling somebody needs to write Fuck The World. And I think that somebody may be me.
  20. I wish I was indeed the big swinging literary dick this review implies, I purely do: http://bit.ly/qodaD