MattCruse
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Ploughing through a load of Marvel back issues. Today I read the Marvel Classics Comics adaptation of "First Men in the Moon". Wicked!
3:48 PM Jun 5th
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Been reading a lot of old horror anothology comics and it seems to be re-igniting my creative drive. Probably not though!
3:04 PM Jun 4th
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Going to be doing something this evening which I haven't done for years! Nerve-wracking! They tell me it's like riding a bike.
11:12 AM May 16th
from BeTwittered
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Never ask for a "dash of milk" in your tea when you go to Costa Coffee; they still underfill the cup by at least an inch.
8:48 AM May 15th
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Rare enough so that you don't want it spoiled by the general shuffling, sniffing and dribbling of the fat bloke sitting next to you.
1:06 PM May 5th
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Unfortunately, this leads to distraction and an inability to enjoy the film one has paid a fortune to see. Vintage film screeings are rare.
3:15 AM May 4th
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And with the vocal expressions comes all the shuffling and general shaking of the seats.
3:05 PM May 1st
from BeTwittered
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The urine smell tends to fall into obscurity, though, when aforementioned individual begins vocalising his excitement at Bond's one-liners.
10:11 AM Apr 30th
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Watching an old James Bond film in the cinema is a fascinating experience when you have someone sitting near you who stinks of urine.
3:13 PM Apr 29th
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Why does the journey home always seem to take twice as long when you're desperate for a dump?
12:37 PM Apr 24th
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Watching a doc about gastric bands. I think it would be cleverer if the band gradually squeezed the stomach to nothing.
1:54 PM Apr 21st
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Holby City is trying to be hip again by playing a hip chart topper at the beginning of the episode for no logical reason.
12:08 PM Apr 21st
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It is a disturbing experience when you, quite literally, shit yourself after being surprised by an automated self-flushing toilet.
4:47 PM Apr 20th
from BeTwittered
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Just ordered a pizza. Aren't you glad you're following me on Twatter?
12:53 PM Apr 17th
from BeTwittered
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Encountered two morons working in the new Costa cafe in Piccadilly. In what way does "small tea" sound like "large cappucino"?
9:51 AM Apr 16th
from BeTwittered
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Watching Toughest Pubs in Britain on the television. Bunch of pussies. They should try going to a BBC Christmas party.
4:08 PM Apr 15th
from BeTwittered
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Shagometer Status: It's all gone a bit quiet. I think my neighbours have shagged themselves to death!
4:13 AM Apr 14th
from BeTwittered
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Shagometer Status: Neighbours at it again since 09.37. Noise rating: 7/10. Currently disturbing my viewing of Disney's Mulan.
4:49 AM Apr 13th
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Why is the camerawork so bad on those adverts where dentists tell you about disitegrating teeth enamel?
10:59 AM Apr 12th
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Shagdar results for Sunday: 3.35am, 10.17am! Don't they ever stop?!
2:31 AM Apr 12th
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