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  1. Happy African American Friday! about 2 hours ago from web
  2. Slappy Spanksgiving! Hit that turkey hard!! 9:17 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. CBS Early Show pixelated Adam Lambert kissing a guy. What's obscene @ 2 guys kissing?! Homophobia should be protested not kissing. 8:40 AM Nov 25th from web
  4. Adam Lambert is outrageous! I am so glad that the soldiers dying in the Middle East didn't have to see that. 8:37 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. @wholehogsports What is up with M Washington? 5:53 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to wholehogsports
  6. I thought Obama was going to get us out of the Middle East! What's going on here? I was HOPE-ing that you'd stop the war! 10:58 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. Just wanked it to "The Twat-tight Saga: New Poon" 11:31 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. "New Moon" fever is even hitting the NFL. I just saw a game go into over-Twi-me. 6:12 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. IRS is going to start taxing cosmetic surgery. That will put an end to my penis reductions. 10:57 AM Nov 22nd from web
  10. Les is less. 6:39 PM Nov 21st from web
  11. Wow, God really is punishing Notre Dame for all the pedo priests. Sorry Charlie! 3:34 PM Nov 21st from web
  12. Just starting to play my new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2! At first I'm just going to try diplomacy. 9:24 AM Nov 20th from web
  13. Who do I got to kill to get on the Sexiest Man Alive list? 12:41 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. I just went and saw a free sneak preview of "New Moon", but it ended up just being a homeless guy showing his ass. 8:37 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. I got a new video game where you deconstruct your enemies: Post-Modern Warfare Too 10:25 AM Nov 18th from web
  16. I just saw the Levi Johnston Playgirl pictorial. Apparently he nicknamed his penis "The Bearing Straight". 2:16 PM Nov 17th from web
  17. Before we criticize Levi Johnston for posing in Playgirl let's remember he's trying to support a young daughter. 2:13 PM Nov 17th from web
  18. I can't wait to not read Sarah Palin's new book! 4:23 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. Hey Belichick and Pete Carrol! Ha ha HA!! 8:59 AM Nov 16th from web
  20. Ends up that the "water" on the moon is actually just alien piss. Oh well. 7:13 PM Nov 15th from web