MattBCardenas
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This is my awesome new tweet!
10:30 AM Oct 1st
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I am formally announcing my return to Twitter.
1:06 AM Sep 28th
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Eating ice cream too quickly gives me really bad brain freeze.
12:07 PM Aug 26th
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@ I can now tell the difference between a liverpudlian accent and a bbc accent, yay for progress!
11:59 AM Aug 26th
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I can't stop eating chocolate.
12:28 AM Aug 17th
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Can't think of any more funny first world problems to tweet.
12:03 PM Aug 14th
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I love the Iranians, I have forgotten why we were at odds in the first place. Asshole governments?
1:03 AM Aug 14th
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rt @ tari00Detainees Describe Beatings, Pressure to Confess
12:55 AM Aug 14th
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A ton of food in the fridge but none of it seems appealing.
12:45 AM Aug 14th
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rt @ is International Lefthanders Day! righties grab "ergonomic" scissors with your left hand/ FEEL OUR PAIN!! via @
8:21 PM Aug 12th
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Easyshare software is anything but. Kodak sucks.
8:20 PM Aug 12th
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It's like they say, half of all people are of below average intelligence.
8:17 PM Aug 12th
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@ Agreed, so you stop contacting me out of the blue as well?Jul 25th? And I thought you were a dude? Don't flatter yourself.
8:17 PM Aug 12th
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Trying to think of something interesting to do besides insult morons. It is too fun, though. Texans....(sigh)
11:17 AM Aug 12th
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@ Oh, also I'm much, much smarter than you. I know that's hard for you to accept, but it's true. You're like a teen girl in posts.
11:13 AM Aug 12th
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@ Wow, I just read your recent posts. I had no idea you were so racist!
11:07 AM Aug 12th
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@ Pfft, you've obviously never watched The Sopranos. Aren't you Australian any way? What do you know of Jersey?
11:05 AM Aug 12th
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@ Congratulations dude!
10:11 PM Aug 11th
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rt @ Reuters: opposition says 69 killed in protests
8:01 PM Aug 11th
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Michael Jackson died well over a month ago and he's still in the news constantly.
7:56 PM Aug 11th
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- Name Matthew Cardenas
- Location Tehran, Iran
- Bio One nervous system interacting on the web.
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