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MattAquilino

  1. @TylerMcCarthy7 nor am i about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US   in reply to TylerMcCarthy7
  2. @TylerMcCarthy7 cried like a little bitch writing it about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US   in reply to TylerMcCarthy7
  3. Sat in gum now there's gym all over my shorts. Driving with no pants. #bouttograduate about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US  
  4. @mikevcosta @zmace10 stolen by me because I have been doing that to everyone for two years... about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US   in reply to mikevcosta
  5. What if we all brought our cats to school and let them free so there were cats everywhere and then I could take them home and they'd be mine about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US  
  6. @ZMace10 all someone needs to do is make an anonymous email/Craigslist account, get a pic of his car, and hide the name/number in the ad about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US   in reply to ZMace10
  7. @ZMace10 I'd do his office with his extension. He'd get so pissed and there's no way to track who did it about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US   in reply to ZMace10
  8. @ZMace10 someone should put mr. Dempseys car on Craigslist with his phone number so people call him nonstop about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US   in reply to ZMace10
  9. @ZMace10 I'm thinking. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US   in reply to ZMace10
  10. I'm good at pranking people but I really don't feel like organizing anything because I'm too lazy. #LARPsoundsLikeAnSTD #SillyStringSmells about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US  
  11. @littlebove What a delightful twitter picture you have. #GoingSteady about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US  
  12. Every Pawn Stars episode has one shot where it shows customers interacting with other employees and a girl with large, heaving breasts. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US  
  13. @trdickens1 He's pretty proud. weknowmemes.com/wp-content/upl… about 6 hours ago via web in reply to trdickens1
  14. @DougRose70 me either. no jobs. all about who you know. too much stress and you're not really helping anyone in my opinion. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to DougRose70
  15. @DougRose70 yeah some are crazy. That industry is tough about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US   in reply to DougRose70
  16. @DougRose70 you get offered the $ they are for a winning case & youd do it too. Especially when their job market sucks. I kinda agree though about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US   in reply to DougRose70
  17. Hahahahaha. Oh canadaaaa twitter.com/MattAquilino/s… about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Delaware, US