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  1. @leonafeens I might have to write your tweets in my wee book that I'm writing things in to help me chill the fuck out :-) about 11 hours ago from web in reply to leonafeens
  2. It's quiet on here today. Where is everyone? about 11 hours ago from web
  3. Husband crashed the car this morning due to roads being like glass. Please be careful if you're driving today! about 17 hours ago from mobile web
  4. @BrianLimond Aweebitofasickcunt-ist 2:32 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to BrianLimond
  5. @leonafeens But did you feel the catheter go in? Was it spinal or epidural you got? Can you tell I'm fixating on insignificant parts? :-) 2:30 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to leonafeens
  6. Joe won? In the words of Limmy, so fuck. The most important thing that happened today was my purchase of a smashing lamp in Laura Ashley. 2:23 PM Dec 13th from web
  7. I've googled it and looked for it and I just can't find eactly the right one that's in my head. This has always been a problem for me. 3:34 PM Dec 12th from web
  8. I NEED to find this lamp that's in my head but I can't find it in a shop. It's a floor lamp, chrome stand with a cream shade. WHERE ARE YOU? 3:34 PM Dec 12th from web
  9. @BrianLimond Or end of the night perhaps, unless you get distracted by something else :-) 3:32 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to BrianLimond
  10. @leonafeens Was Joe alright i.e. not cut? What about this catheter malarkey? Did that bit hurt? Was your wound ok? Did you feel anything? 3:31 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to leonafeens
  11. @Lynn_McGoo I'm not joking btw, I'm writing a list of things to read at the hospital so I don't panic. I'm a fucking wimp!!! How are you? 3:11 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to Lynn_McGoo
  12. @Lynn_McGoo Lol that is true. I'll add that to my list of 'reasons to be pleased you're getting cut open despite wanting a hippy home birth' 3:09 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to Lynn_McGoo
  13. Baby is indeed breech, so may come out like this- http://bit.ly/8bx6m6 3:00 PM Dec 12th from web
  14. @Lynn_McGoo OM NOM MUNCHY MONSTER MUNCH NOM. Right - will go and take a photo right now! 2:54 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to Lynn_McGoo
  15. @nickie72 happening and it's an emergency and baby gets distressed or hurt. Need. To. Calm. Down. And. Think. Nice. Boy. George. Thoughts. 2:52 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to nickie72
  16. @nickie72 Och I really hope so, just want baby to be fine and that's all that matters. I'm terrified I go into labour before we know whats 2:50 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to nickie72
  17. @leonafeens See that's so good to know Leona - was it planned or emergency? Did you take long to recover? 2:48 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to leonafeens
  18. @Lynn_McGoo ;-) You make sure you get those beef hula hoops hen! I had roast beef Monster Munch earlier, I'd highly recommend them. 2:47 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to Lynn_McGoo
  19. @Lynn_McGoo Oh aye, that's what Charles Manson said to his followers, then he made them all shag each other and murder people. I'M ONTO YOU! 2:40 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to Lynn_McGoo
  20. Nursery is pretty much finished, it's an eplosion of cream, ivory and lace. I love it and want to sleep in it tonight. 2:39 PM Dec 10th from web