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Matifesto

  1. Ladies and gentlemen, my zombie audition: bit.ly/MZ81jM Directors and producers, eat your hearts out.. on the set. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
  2. Today, things took a turn for the uninteresting in the most interesting way. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
  3. There's a lot of songs that describe me, but "Only Happy When It Rains" nails the nail deep within the stud of a wall next to a closet. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck
  4. I propose that we add "tc;dr (too conservative; didn't read)" to the Internet lexicon. All in favor say aye! ... tc;dr: DEMOCRACY! 3:14 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
  5. America's glorification of war continues, Chris Hayes forced to make apology by MSNBC. Rush Limbaugh remains on the air. #p2 #tlot #tcot 11:25 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
  6. @ShannonFiles Hahahahaha. 9:21 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
  7. Some people still have swagger at 3 AM. I am one of those people. bit.ly/KXWEE5 9:18 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
  8. My great grandmother was a Hatfield. #TeamHatfield 3:54 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  9. Receiving death threats on here for trashing capitalism. America, fuck yeah. #OWS #p2 #tlot #tcot 9:10 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  10. In memory of the millions that have died as a result of capitalism. #OWS #p2 #tlot #tcot 8:14 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  11. "Fuck the King's Guard. Fuck the king's city. Fuck the king." #GameOfThrones #GameOfFuckingThrones 11:45 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  12. Have you ever done everything wrong in the right way? 8:49 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  13. "I thought there was a virtue in always being cool." #TheFlamingLips #Lyrics 8:42 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  14. Subtle, but evil. That's the way they all are. 8:21 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  15. Life would be better without gray areas. 8:06 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  16. I often wonder how many people from work subscribe to my Twitter updates... because it may explain a lot. 7:06 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  17. Settling in life is like staking your tent on the beach during a Category 5. 7:05 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  18. People that have everything figured out can fucking kiss my ass. That is all. 7:04 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  19. I wear awkward moments with a badge of honor. 4:45 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  20. The best things in life happen when the emergency exits are not illuminated. 9:45 PM May 26th via TweetDeck