Maternal_Mirth
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Random Turkey Day Quote #1: 'That's a lot of cleavage. You may want to check for lost food there later.'
10:08 AM Nov 26th
from txt
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@ I so heart @. I want him to be MY dad, too.
8:39 AM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to shelliwazzu
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Solving the mystery of my awesomeness:
8:23 AM Nov 20th
from web
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Is there anyway to teach a dog to tell time because, currently, the 5:45am wake-up and subsequent chilly morning walk doesn't work for me.
7:48 AM Nov 20th
from web
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LOVE them: I mean, c'mon, how awesome are THEY???
3:45 PM Nov 19th
from web
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The 2YO got into my bronzer. And now I have to fight the urge to put dreads and a rasta hat on her to complete the look.
1:55 PM Nov 19th
from web
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U think u got it rough? Calling all L.A. peeps!! Make it out to Magic Mtn:
11:51 PM Nov 18th
from web
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F-bomb FAIL.
5:02 PM Nov 18th
from web
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@ I had to squint. But I am real sorry I did. Gross. Also, could you speed up and see if it's my Uncle Lar
5:00 PM Nov 18th
from TweetPhoto
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Live today appreciating all your blessings and praying for others who need them.
11:56 AM Nov 18th
from web
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I am currently pondering what pleasure my daughter derives from sitting in her own crap...
10:36 AM Nov 18th
from web
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For people who have sons with bad aim:
10:23 AM Nov 18th
from web
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Must. Stop. Self. From. Christmas. Decorating. *so far this is an extreme exercise in restrain.
8:32 AM Nov 17th
from web
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The holiday newsletter ain't gonna write itself... but it prolly would get done faster if it did.
8:30 AM Nov 17th
from web
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Just tweeted 2 grant a child's wish, donates to foundation for each tweet RT pls
10:33 AM Nov 16th
from web
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You think if I train the toddler to pee outdoors, she'll catch on soon, too?
10:32 AM Nov 16th
from web
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Puppy & Toddler update: Lets just put it this way, someone is doing excellent with potty training & someone not so much.
10:32 AM Nov 16th
from web
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They also seem to think 'Vampire Baseball' isn't as laughable as any person over the age of 13 would think it is...
9:25 AM Nov 13th
from web
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Wow.'Twighlight' fans take it soo personally when you make fun of them for being grown women who get all lusty after a fictional teenager
9:22 AM Nov 13th
from web
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- Molly
12:29 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Maternal_Mirth
- Location La-La Land
- Web http://maternalmi...
- Bio There's not much of my life I remember. Twitter helps me remember my more moronic moments. Thank you for that.
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