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What a load of nonsense. She won because she walked past a bit of driftwood. Great Monday entertainment though! #saatchiabout 21 hours agofrom Tweetie
Just downloaded the new Guardian iPhone app, like an obedient little boy. (via @charltonbrooker) I'm going to be a good girl & do the same!4:47 AM Dec 14thfrom Tweetie
Susan Boyle looks like Dawn French as her character in Jam & Jerusalem.1:46 PM Dec 13thfrom Tweetie
"Joe, I'll let you finish in a minute but I just want to say that I was the best Xfactor contestant of all time"(Rachel Xfactor)1:24 PM Dec 13thfrom Tweetie
RT @caitlinmoran TBF, if Jedward doesn't appear in this last half hour, I might leave the house with a shotgun and nightvision goggles1:01 PM Dec 13thfrom Tweetie
News just in Tiger Woods didn't win International Sports Personality of the year. That honour has gone to Ursan Bolt.12:58 PM Dec 13thfrom Tweetie