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  1. What a load of nonsense. She won because she walked past a bit of driftwood. Great Monday entertainment though! #saatchi
  2. 'I feel Insulted that I have to look at it' Brilliant put down #saatchi
  3. School of Saatchi is making me laugh so much it's making my stomach hurt !
  4. Art that could kill you! Brilliant! #saatchi #surelythisprogramneisaspoof
  5. If I went to Hoxton and slapped these 'artists' with a dead trout would it be classed as art? #schoolofsaatchi
  6. Saad IS Mr.Bean #schoolofsaatchi
  7. I'd just have a room filled to the brim by huge inflatable white elephant #schoolofsaatchi
  8. Just downloaded the new Guardian iPhone app, like an obedient little boy. (via @charltonbrooker) I'm going to be a good girl & do the same!
  9. Susan Boyle looks like Dawn French as her character in Jam & Jerusalem.
  10. "Joe, I'll let you finish in a minute but I just want to say that I was the best Xfactor contestant of all time"(Rachel Xfactor)
  11. @mrsreisner I have no idea what I'm going to do. I might have to try and have a .....errrr 'social life'.
  12. Yay for Joe.....#xfactor
  13. @LizzieC That's the problem. THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WATCHING!
  14. @mrsreisner @Lizziec. Mernie, you've got potatoes on the brain.
  15. Take Me Out looks Chavtastic.
  16. @LizzieC He looks like a woman.
  17. I hate Paul McCartney #xfactor *goes to make tea*
  18. RT @caitlinmoran TBF, if Jedward doesn't appear in this last half hour, I might leave the house with a shotgun and nightvision goggles
  19. News just in Tiger Woods didn't win International Sports Personality of the year. That honour has gone to Ursan Bolt.
  20. Is that silhouette man having a shag in the bottom window of the house? #xfactor